Dina Clapinski

Co-Founder of @OnTheBridesSide & @BeFoodSmart. Proud mama & homebrewer's wife. Life looks good with dark chocolate & red wine.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Something special coming soon

[Sarah Bee🐝 @BirrelleBee]

This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. https://t.co/SZfrtNlDI0

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

In @newyorkerhumor, Craigslist, IKEA, and other corporations attempt to handle childbirth. https://t.co/NDnFevMV9C

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

@KateQuinnAuthor And in a in underground darkroom!

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

@onsantabarbara So scary and life threatening!

[Santa Barbara @onsantabarbara]

⚠️ DO NOT DRIVE UNLESS CRITICAL ⚠️

#SantaBarbaraCounty #Montecito #Goleta #SantaYnez #Lompoc #SantaBarbara #CAwx

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

Thank you @NaturalizerShoe for using @happyreturnsco! Easiest return I’ve done in a long time.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I've seen hundreds of tweets about telling women to stop having sex if they don't want to get pregnant but I've seen zero calls for men to become celibate. It will never cease to amaze me how little men are blamed for getting someone pregnant. This is about control and patriarchy

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

@SpaceX @elonmusk Just heard the rumbling outside!

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

@greenchef can you provide me with the recipe for your creamy chimichurri w/avocado mayo sauce (from the Cuban chicken meal kit). I’d like to take a bath in it. Thanks!

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

@PBR_Louisiana @prepbaseball Go Andrew!!

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Guys calm down, stop freaking out, it's just a bunch of actuators and motors with rubber stretched over them to simulate facial movement. It's all preprogrammed. It's just for research.

Internally: nope nope nope nope nope

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

Very impressed with Julie Rickelman’s arguments this morning at the SCOTUS hearing. @ReproRights #scotus #ReproRights #womensrights #bodilyfreedom

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

@TheAuthorGuy You used to live in Santa Barbara?? How did I not know that! Any references to SB in your books? Oh and my friend dates Kenny Loggins son for awhile. I’ve seen Kevin Kostner at lacrosse practice and Pink wine tasting. Lots of celebs in SB.

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

@nichegamer @elonmusk Yes!!!

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

@princess_paxil Right?!

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

Raise your hand if you feel this way! 🤚

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Every day I vacillate between feeling like I’m totally fine and falling the fuck apart.

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

@JesseMDtobe @drdrmaya @ChaseTMAnderson As a former HR director, I wouldn’t suggest leading with this question. You could come across as “problematic” before someone gets to know you. I think outing yourself and being direct is best. Once they know where you are coming from, that question will make much more sense.

[Dina Clapinski @DinaClapinski]

@TheBloggess Me too! I can���t handle a mess when everything else feels so chaotic.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Wouldn't it be nice if pro-lifers focused on suicide prevention? Or ending the death penalty? Or fighting poverty? Or curbing hunger? Or stopping gun violence and police killings? Or combating the opioid epidemic? Or ending wars?

You know, things that would actually save lives?