dina daglas

The inner mechinations of my mind are an enigma.

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

Imagine if you got turned into a vampire on a day you felt ugly

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

Do people golf because you can drink in the morning?

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

To the man who cut the line at a comedy show last night but paid for our drinks to cut - I love you

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

I truly can’t remember the last time I jumped

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

Remember when cvs used to sell cigs 💔

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

I listen to my own voice memos to people like an audio book

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

I am so obsessed with dunk and egg I can’t handle it

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

Chat GPT can be such a pick me sometimes

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

Where does one acquire an actual Yule log I need one

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

@elonmusk PLEASE USE YOUR MONEY TO BRING BACK JOANNS I AM DESPERATE AND MY CRAFTS ARE SUFFERING

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

Getting a package delivered is what I imagine shooting up to feel like

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

I yearn to play tetherball one last time

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

@PopBase WACK

[Buddy @EdGeinFan2]

the worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

WHY DO PEOPLE IN MOVIES GET IN BATHS WITH NO BUBBLES THAT IS DISGUSTING

[erika @yeeeerika]

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

Help I’m alive by metric could raise me from a 2500 year old tomb

[Tyshai @thatsootyy]

Once you stop taking pictures of yourself and posting online, it’s really impossible to go back to it

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

CONRAD DESERVES BETTER THAN BELLYS FUCK ASS

[dina daglas @dinadanks]

Conrad is Edward and Jeremiah is jacob