Dinara

Britophile, fitness guru

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

5 Healing Herbal Teas That Will Have To Do Some Heavy Fucking Lifting If The Affordable Care Act Is Repealed https://t.co/uAlCnEpJqv

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

"we should all chip in for roads"
of course
"we should all chip in for schools"
duh
"we should chip in to stop people dying"
what the FUCK

[Neera Tanden🌻 @neeratanden]

If you are in D.C. please come to this protest against this abomination the GOP call a health care bill. https://t.co/MvsCNcpo8c

[Dinara @dinaraUA]

Finally found tuna that tastes nice. Time for a celebratory dance. 🎵I'm only tuna after all, I'm only tuna after all...🎵

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

millennials: fools who get endorphins from "likes"
boomers: geniuses who get endorphins from writing letters to the editor about water birds

[Dinara @dinaraUA]

#Notmypresident

[(((JésusFromMars))) @JesusFromMars]

:)

[Dinara @dinaraUA]

- Плеер верни. #брат2

[levi @userislevi]

my aunt: why u kids always on them phones cant u have a real conversation
me: *puts down phone* *crosses legs* why did u melt the ice caps

[Dinara @dinaraUA]

🎼🎶 If you're happy and you know it, it's a sin 🎶 Haha) #Simpsons

[Daniyar Turmukhambetov @dantkz]

Ланнистерлер сәлемдерін жолдайды.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://t.co/H2lSnO9tGi

[The OED @OED]

'Abligurition' is a now obsolete noun meaning 'extravagant spending on food and drink'.

[Dinara @dinaraUA]

If you don't like your yoga instructor, yoga somewhere else.

[Dinara @dinaraUA]

I bet you think this subtweet is about you. Don't you?

[Trevor S @trevso_electric]

I'm not a phone...
Not yet a tablet :(
-Samsung Galaxy Spears

[Dinara @dinaraUA]

Самый лучший чай - Ташкентский в Коксарае #Шымкент #kz

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don't have long.

[The OED @OED]

Unobtanium: a hypothetical substance that would be highly desirable but is unobtainable.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

ME: do u like toys 'r' us?
SON: toys.
ME: ... i meant 'are' not 'or'
SON: oh.
ME: honey, our son is learnimg how to own us. he is owneing us