levi

i’m not the guy who didn’t create that thing you never knew about.

[levi @userislevi]

being popular on twitter is like having a really cool looking brain tumor

[levi @userislevi]

@B0Y_TR0Y THEY TOOK A KNIFE TO IT THEY TOOK A BOMB TO IT THEY BULDOZERED IT THEY DIDNT GIVE A SHIT!!!!!

[levi @userislevi]

@avorah_hacks Thank you for being a tweeter and not a tv director! 🙏

[levi @userislevi]

you must carefully balance yourself between the two or you'll suffer from frictional alopecia and be stuck wearing tube socks for the remainder of your hairless legged life.

[Max Müller @max03mlle]

Do u prefer low or high socks?

[levi @userislevi]

@magdalenepop This tweet would have been a MUCH better draft

[levi @userislevi]

the crazy thing is nobody actually has a foot fetish until they're like "wait do I have a foot fetish" and then they have a foot fetish

[levi @userislevi]

idk how else to explain it but Brutalist is to Detour as Apple is to Brat

[levi @userislevi]

@nothinkerdummy ain't nobody lookin at those earrings

[levi @userislevi]

@StephenM Stephen Miller looks like his balls are so shriveled up that they've necrotized and fallen off but he didn't notice and thought they were two small dehydrated grapes so he picked them up and rinsed them off and added them to his salad. He said it was the best salad of his life.

[levi @userislevi]

this the average type of storm we get in coastal georgia after an early beach day and you're sun burnt and passed out in the AC

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

One of the most insane thunderstorm I’ve ever seen just rolled through Davis, California.

Local weather stations recorded nearly 0.50” of rain in 5 minutes. Temperature dropped over 20 degrees down from 70s to high 40s.

[levi @userislevi]

@SrDiegoLima From a 10 to a 4

[levi @userislevi]

@juhmeer Ok maybe Kevin O'Leary was right

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@slayyyter performs “DANCE…”

Watch the full performance ⬇️
https://t.co/E2MfOjegaU

#FallonTonight

[levi @userislevi]

kempting my body hair before going out

[550am @josh550am]

Can we find a new look besides some camo pants.. jorts… thongs or hiked up jockstraps.. and unkempt body hair…

[levi @userislevi]

@_shebecca it's like just shut up n dance kinda music plus the dj is a horse

[levi @userislevi]

I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT😭

[levi @userislevi]

SOPHIE was in the air

[ian @cupid_dlx]

wtf was in the air in 2017

[levi @userislevi]

multiple albums with SOPHIE tracks being released in 2026... her impact 😭😭

[levi @userislevi]

@JohnnyReb911 A comedians job is to find the humor on the other side of people's imaginary lines. Just remember your so called "boundaries" don't apply to everyone in a "free country"

[levi @userislevi]

me during my grindr years when the twinks would wanna sleep over after

[just a @F466OT]

Kissing and cuddling are not part of our natural sexual desires they’re a fascistic fabrication of the nuclear family model to reinforce heteronormative monogamous relationships

[levi @userislevi]

@JohnnyReb911 Calm down Johnny please. Take a breath, close your eyes and just relax. They legalized comedy this morning.