Derek Di Nardo

Walk on

[Derek Di Nardo @DiNarfro]

@Reidyboiii Lmao, yeah but Wizards Mike 🤦‍♂️

[Derek Di Nardo @DiNarfro]

Bout to sleep in my MJ jersey tonight 🔥

[Derek Di Nardo @DiNarfro]

@GovernorVA is Spike ball consisdered exercise?

[Derek Di Nardo @DiNarfro]

Goes grocery shopping for 1 week worth of food, eats it in one week.

Goes grocery shopping for 2 weeks worth of food, eats it in one week.

Finally breaks down and buys in bulk.
Finally breaks down and eats in bulk

[Derek Di Nardo @DiNarfro]

@dosediggety Hahah forreal though

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Filled out my first Census report today. For those of you unaware, here’s how it goes in a nutshell.

The Census: What color is your skin
Me: White
The census: Yeah, but like how white
Me: ....
The Census: ....
Me: Italian?
The Census: K Thanks

[Derek Di Nardo @DiNarfro]

@wojespn 👀

[JA〽️❕S⭕️N @JRich_TV]

@AdamSchefter Andrew Luck:

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The speed limit signs on 264 should have air quotes around them

“55”

[kuz @kylekuzma]

I got picked 27th I ain’t got it.

[Derek Di Nardo @DiNarfro]

@pcthagoon Sget itttt

[Derek Di Nardo @DiNarfro]

@byrnaftreadin @pcthagoon @RhielTalk @pcthagoon ? Never heard of her

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Tough times for DC sports. At least they still have that Russian robot up there to fill seats.

Well I guess they still have Ovechkin up there as well. So could be worse.

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Not only do dudes have to deal with girls rocking makeup. We now have to deal with girls rocking makeup then adding a layer of airbrush on top of that. Meanwhile, I haven’t washed my face since 2006.

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BREAKING: “The Pelicans have reached out to the Lakers, interested in reopening trade talks involving @RajonRondo for @AntDavis23. @MagicJohnson is not answering their phone calls at this time.”

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Every time I log into HBOGo and the menu of shows pops up, I silently say to myself “you know why I’m here” as I click the Game of Thrones icon

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@wingoz did 2 miles on a Bird😯? Try 15 miles on a bird through Nashville, rook. Ps the Super Bowl was boring

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My phone lasts longer on 1% than does on the previous 99.

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@byrnaftreadin Tua got that right!

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Nicholas Saban’s on the hot seat. Better get that program turned around. 🔥