dina

i’ll eat yer heart out, like jeffrey dahmer

[Kaitlyn Hester 🦋 @Micci_Nicole]

Being single for long periods of time is so dangerous. Once you realize how peaceful and secure it is you legit feel like you don’t need anyone at all. It makes relationships hard because you don’t want to put up w/ even the slightest things anymore. You’d just rather be chillin

[dina @dinerwiener]

YES!

[Blackhawks on CHSN @CHSN_Blackhawks]

If you grew up or lived in the greater Chicagoland area during the 90’s, you know how awesome this is 🐤

[dina @dinerwiener]

@KebmoSlice I almost put it on last night but sat there for a few seconds and couldn’t do it.

[dina @dinerwiener]

when you’re wearing boots and your socks fall down 😫🤬

[dina @dinerwiener]

i can dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much

[dina @dinerwiener]

@kasannman idk what she says at the end but i love it

[dina @dinerwiener]

@_tgoood change it to hot firemen somehow

[dina @dinerwiener]

been doing homework all day and just got a bunch of texts congratulating me. looks like my ocd with the # 3 paid off in squares and won me five hundo

[dina @dinerwiener]

@zcorrigan

[dina @dinerwiener]

SEEING @chrisdelia TONIGHT AHHHH MY GAAAAAHHHHDDD

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

There is no way this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow.

[dina @dinerwiener]

@sjackson921 Worst is ordering a sprite, and getting a seirra mist

[dina @dinerwiener]

@_tgoood

[dina @dinerwiener]

@Zompncs1Valerie

[KB. @juicybluu]

I love serial killer shit

[dina @dinerwiener]

dishwasher @ wings: why you cut your hair like a boy? are you a lesbian because if you are that’d be such a waste

[dina @dinerwiener]

@carllllsss YES THANK YOU! I THINK ABOUT THAT EVERY YEAR

[dina @dinerwiener]

@steve_k38 well wtf

[dina @dinerwiener]

@IOANNlS

[dina @dinerwiener]

totes would bang paul rudd’s character in anchorman #idliketomeetthewholegang