andrew dingledy 🟧

There's only so much wine you can drink in one life, but it will never be enough to save you from the bottom of your glass.

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@alyankovic should do a parody of It’s Raining Men as It’s Reigning Men. With a lot of king references and such.

[Zito @_Zeets]

On how and why google changed the system behind their search engine and how it’s ruined looking up anything now

https://t.co/IIgqJcPYZe

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@ryangrim Free here in MA for all students, it’s a wonderful thing.

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@OnlyInBOS It’s a beautiful example of brutalism. People who know, know.

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@ATRightMovies

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

RIP to the Kenyan whistler. Watching MST with some friends in college, seeing @kwmurphy do this, and getting to explain my love of Roger Whitaker to some highly dubious folks will always be a highlight for me.

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@MerriamWebster $240 worth of pudding

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@Brocklesnitch It’s not good. We just like the idea of getting to eat a bunch of tiny cheeseburgers. Shake Shack is a better option next time.

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@HumansNoContext

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@ATRightMovies Trees Lounge

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@Snack_Memories

[GBH Archives @GBHArchives]

World Halfball World Tournament in Charlestown, MA in 1983. Halfball is like stickball but the ball is cut in half. The bat is usually a broomstick.

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@GBHArchives This is the most perfect video I’ve ever seen.

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@BillCorbett Why not both?

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@Brocklesnitch Somewhat new, at least in the northeast. A few tried and failed a decade ago, but there’s hopefully a revival going on. Still doesn’t hold a candle to Japan, of course.

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@estockbridge Changed many a diaper. At some point it transcends the gross and becomes a bonding experience (though still occasionally gross). Would be weirdly sad to miss out on that.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

This past May, country star Jason Aldean released a new song called “Try That in a Small Town,” which has lyrics that are—there’s really no nice way to say this—corny as hell.

(THREAD)

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@tmbg SEXXwhy?

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Jason Aldean's "Try That In A Small Town" enters the pantheon of angry dumbfuck anthems, including this obscure one #USAmen #SNL @OrvilleIV #ChrisParnell

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@sarahroseetter This question to authors always cracks me up. Why would they be reading their own book?

[andrew dingledy 🟧 @Ding79]

@timheidecker @geddython Bastille Day, baby.