jj slime

yuri lover and fanfic author (plus occasional fanart)

[jj slime @dingbatting]

i made a strawpage! send me stuff ♥︎ https://t.co/pkHE6SShpr

[lucy @hayffiestrinket]

Lemme clear the neighbourhood

Shion lesbian, Moira lesbian, Vendetta lesbian, Domina lesbian, Ashe lesbian, Mercy belongs with Pharah not that man, Mercy lesbian, Symmetra lesbian, Kiriko lesbian, Junker Queen lesbian, Sojourn lesbian, Zarya lesbian

[jj slime @dingbatting]

@Cheemsburbgerrr i’m well aware, i’m not hating just pointing out that it’s kinda strange (in a funny way)

[jj slime @dingbatting]

people irl: hi how are you
twitter users: yeah this is my headcanon where my fav character gets pedophile accusations

[🌌Prostate Hail Mary Tedesco🛰️ @chiltonism]

When Eridians find out that Grace and the pebbles he’s teaching are the same age and they start accusing Rocky of being a pebblephile so Grace has to clarify to them that he’s the equivalent of a 400-year-old Eridian and now they look at Grace like he's the criminal

[madi • bluntvadi rights @plazasfilms]

um guys did you see fionas deleted tweet?

[jj slime @dingbatting]

@CelticSky28 i don’t argue with stupid people, i hope one day you learn that it isn’t your right to change an inherent and marginalized identity trait of a character that DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU

[jj slime @dingbatting]

i’m sure both of you have been in fandom spaces for plenty long. the difference is that the person you quoted has respect for the source material while you clearly treat it as insignificant compared to your unoriginal imagination

[jj slime @dingbatting]

THE CONCEPT OF IVY WOLK’S PATHETIC UNFUNNY ASS THINKING SHES THE 2026 MIRROR TO AMY WINEHOUSE. SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS PARASITE

[Rae @raepotus]

IT WAS NEVER ABOUT ARIANA? You’re using moments before this woman’s death as a “mood” for your failed career chop ho. You’re weird.

[jj slime @dingbatting]

@plazasfilms it’s all over the screen madi

[jj slime @dingbatting]

they literally used the tag correctly you’re complaining over nothing

[K‼️ @1982louies]

Incredibly sick of authors straight up refusing to tag their fics correctly. It’s one thing to tag things incorrectly because you don’t know, it’s an entire other thing to CHOOSE not to tag your fic properly. You are not a world renowned author pls stop with the bs🫩

[jj slime @dingbatting]

@undercoverfren no you’re completely right like i do this exact same thing with crashtos, really hope this didn’t come off as rude, i meant it all in good fun 🫶

[jj slime @dingbatting]

with all the love in the world, sometimes it’s hilarious to see what i must look like to someone who doesn’t ship my otp. bc i don’t ship garsantos and so im reading this and thinking hm. that’s just Not Even Close to what she said in that scene

[love 💫 happy pride month! @undercoverfren]

can’t even defend her ass atp because that’s exactly what she said sdksjjsksk

[jj slime @dingbatting]

@taivillan oomf do not under any fucking circumstances listen to the person who just recommended “things have gotten worse since we last spoke” i can dm with details if ur curious but it is a disgusting and horrific (not in the fun horror way) fetish short story written by a man

[jj slime @dingbatting]

i just tweeted about this two seconds ago the crashtos truthers are eating fucking good

[trinity santos’ butch stance @thesunbutch]

this is like the third time shabana azeez has canonised crashtos btw 😭😭

[trinity santos’ butch stance @thesunbutch]

this is like the third time shabana azeez has canonised crashtos btw 😭😭

[jj slime @dingbatting]

meanwhile isa and shabana both expressing interest in crashtos on more than one occasion #OTP

[love 💫 happy pride month! @undercoverfren]

isa hates on garsantos almost in every interview and shabana is straight up laughing in our faces at the mention of mcvadi. no one is safe here

[Nick @aftersunfilm]

This girl truly disgusts me and I don’t get why she’s famous

[LFML @GraceGrace007]

@butchlesbiyang @fucklecrashtos I think she just realized in real time how straight the hosts were and was like ahh I guess this isn’t the right audience to get into this with and laughed at their confused and surprised reactions

[jj slime @dingbatting]

binging smosh beopardy rn god i love amanda lehan canto

[enemy to artistry itself @bpdasa]

as a woman who dated a guy with a lower libido than me and often times he would want to just go to bed and not have sex. i never felt this way at all. i loved him and respected his boundaries. i think you guys are just rapists