Chris Bell

Herder of cats, systems architect and purveyor of bespoke online infrastructure

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

@Omo_Alkebulan Sorry, do you mean a vote for chlamydia?

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

@Trump_thePotus Sorry, who's the lady in the picture supposed to be?

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

Don't read any of this shit. It's all misinformation and the platform no longer has any moderation. None of it is true, at least you can't find what is amongst all the bullshit. Read something else. #USElection2024

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

So it appears that if you at Elon your tweet gets blocked these days. What a cesspit of garbage. Send me your Mastodon and even your Threads details.

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

I fear for some of the journalists that I follow under a #Trump presidency. #FirstAmendment #USElection2024

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

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@mehdirhasan i deleted the app but logged in using a web browser for the first time in several months to support you for standing up to that clown. You are an excellent journalist.

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

Enough is enough. #DeleteX @elonmusk

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@JDVance's interview with @DanaBashCNN was not only insane but shows what a clear problem he has with women. I actually bothered using a computer to post this on this bullshit platform. #CNN #USElection2024

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

OK, @YouTube you want to play an ad 30s into a Pink Floyd video just after why I told you I was pissed off with Roger Waters? Fuck #YouTube, and double-fuck #PinkFloyd. Shine on me motherfucking crazy diamond.

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

@hexsteph Garlic has so many more qualities than that.

I'll give you one. Toast some bread. Cut a ripe garlic glove in half and rub the flesh on the bread. Butter and eat.

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

@YourAnonNews So don't repost it.

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@Google The software engineer who decided that a #GoogleTV or #AndroidTV should sleep and then turn off when using the #Chromecast function idling after a few minutes wrote a pretty shitty piece of code. #sysadmin

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

Yet another #FetchTV update, yet another disappointment

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just setting the record straight here

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@seanhannity is a fucking idiot

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#Biden is the most competent

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@SenKatieBritt if @JoeBiden is a punchline on the world stage, then what is @realDonaldTrump? From where I'm standing most of the good jokes are about him. #StateOfTheUnion #StateOfTheUnionAddress

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

So the greatest moment in #SethMyer's TV career is going to be standing next to @JoeBiden holding an ice cream while people wonder wtf @EmmanuelMacron is doing there... Gold. #FreePalestine

[Chris Bell @dingcb]

Sergei Markov is a stooge. @BBCWorld News give him too much air time, just like Mark Regev. These people are just making up excuses and are never contradicted. What does the war in Ukraine have anything to do with whether #Navalny was tortured to death? #BBCNews