mr. Cool

winner

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

Got caught drinking backwashed sodas out of the garbage again

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

@nonbinaryhooper @otishell I’m the fappingest Jackson

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

There absolutely could be blood in my stool, I’m well aware of the chances. I’m just never going to look.

You want me to look? At my poop? That’s really grody, Doctor.

…maybe you can look for me?

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

@nonbinaryhooper No lords, no ladies. Orders from the man in the big chair

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

Look man, you know personally I would never ask you to stop ransacking the village but the elders won’t get off my ass until I do. Legit sorry bro it’s just out of my hands this time

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

Need a dreadful old hag to curse me

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

Respect to this guy rocking the classic Superman shirt third row at the NBA finals. Hell yeah man

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

Pitching Miramax+ to the studio big shots later as an anti-woke thing

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

Scoutmaster was so impressed with how I laced up my boots he gave my hair a tousle and smiled at me.
You don’t know how that feels

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

[stifling a burp] my complements to the pussy

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

Petition to go “1900s mode” on the city bus. Big open backside with handles like the trolleys of old

[dolo @doloyeung]

I read the chinglish on its box with guarded excitement
"Bad aim? Bad arm? No matter with world 1st friend seeking frisbee"
I hurled it down the road, hopped in my car, and started following it
"Go on little frisbee", I whispered, my eyes red and dewy, "seek me a friend"

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

I once saw Henry Kissinger at a certain LES nightclub with an Instagram model

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

So are you supposed to poop at the bar or no

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

Osprey spotted Ridgewood, Queens

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

schemes
10 most profitable schemes
beginner conman mistakes
scams legal ny state?
how old to rent a suit
can i say gypsy if im white

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

On occasion I am blessed with a second sight

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

If anyone was at the John Turturro Barton Fink Q&A today I need to know if he talked about Monkeybone. Please

[mr. Cool @dingdangler]

Crazy to think it’s been almost a year since the last Simpsons Hint