Ding Dong

You will find me in the pub admiring memes of Gemma Collins and the like

[Ding Dong @dingdongdinger]

Material Gorl #gorl #gru

[Ding Dong @dingdongdinger]

take note ye dirty t**ts 😷 #CoronaOutbreak #CoronaOutbreak

[NHS @NHSuk]

The Government and NHS are well prepared to deal with coronavirus.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

I am generally not someone who goes on about the uselessness of old white men. But fuck me.

[Ding Dong @dingdongdinger]

Whenever someone coughs or sneezes or breathes in my direction...#coronavirusuk #CoronaOutbreak

[Ding Dong @dingdongdinger]

went to two @BootsUK stores on Oxford Street trying to get hand gel - sold out mate #CoronaOutbreak #coronavirusuk #handgel

[Ricky bass @Rickybass061208]

What the fuck do they drink in Burnley?
Petrol?

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

This is a worse car crash than getting a lift home from Prince Philip. #PrinceAndrew

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

“Fuck me chef, there’s a bloke out there who’s eaten a whole American Hot and not broken a single bead of sweat” Overheard in the kitchen at Pizza Express, Woking, March 2001. I imagine. #PrinceAndrew

[Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell]

Well that seems to have drawn a line under the whole thing #PrinceAndrew

[Gary @G_Foz]

"I was in Pizza Express, Woking..."

#PrinceAndrew

[Ding Dong @dingdongdinger]

Sums up my thoughts exactly https://t.co/eec1rK6L4I

[Tom Davis @BigTomD]

Considering bringing back Murder in Successville just to get Colleen on.

[Uncle Dims, @DimitryRO]

Rebekah Vardy:

DI Coleen Rooney AC-12: “Now stop making a tit of yourself and piss off.”

[edie @ediemmill]

give coleen rooney a netflix series where she solves social media mysteries, do it now

[Box Boy @Box_Boy99]

Twitter right now.

#ColeenRooney v #RebekahVardy

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I will vote for any political party who agree to immediately give us the rest of the day off so we can follow this Coleen Rooney/Rebekah Vardy thing properly.

[Dan Atkinson @Danatkinson]

Coleen Rooney: WAGagtha Christie.