dingdongdougle

US President. please tell me i’m funny please

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Oreo needs to give it a fuckin rest

[dingdongdougle @dingdongdougle]

@KnollGrind i do it for y’all

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@idkmanmanman i’m having relations with your mother

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also look at this

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essayed about love so hard i gave myself a migraine but my roommate made me cookies so #winning

[dingdongdougle @dingdongdougle]

@idkmanmanman you should run for president

[dingdongdougle @dingdongdougle]

i am slaying so hard rn

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@halothree420 plucking them one by one, they’re little gifts

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@gutknott look i know you’re dating jamie but hear me out date me instead please

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@daneselden congratulations dane!

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@stupidvegan1 @gutknott hard launch gf

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just this

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you’re told not to expect to actually have to make a rescue bc it’s so rare but they never say that when you do have to make a save it’s pretty awful after

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@sadkidsnail i’m bringing mine people can suck it up do it anyway

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@mr_swiggydog swallow it

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@mr_swiggydog i should sign up for the draft.

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@stupidvegan1 you sir are incredible

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@sadkidsnail take it back

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@mr_swiggydog i read this as fart hitting so hard rn so

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@drewfrumknoll what even is that?!?!