Ding Dong Ink

Sex-positive and body-positive smut, with a particularly nerdy RPG
and fantasy bent. Pinups, comics, VNs. Patreon: @gnobbits.

[Ding Dong Ink @dingdongink]

Current project: Splinter Protocols. We are an avatar of an interplanar AI trying to find out what happened to our higher self... and maybe get laid along the way. Spelljammer and Shadowrun vibes.
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[Ding Dong Ink @dingdongink]

I'll be taking a short sabbatical as I figure out what goals I want to shoot for in the remainder of the year. I'm expecting it'll last two weeks, but it's possible it will last longer. In the interim, posts here will largely be on pause.

[Ding Dong Ink @dingdongink]

In conversation, the members of this society display a candor that is quite refreshing, though occasionally bordering on the risqué. It seems that here, the art of dialogue is practiced with fewer constraints, allowing for a range of topics we might consider quite private.

[Ding Dong Ink @dingdongink]

The attire, my friend, would certainly catch your eye. It is both functional and aesthetic, designed to be as pleasing to the wearer as it is to the observer. While certainly less conservative than our standards, each garment is a work of art in itself.

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The concept of leisure here would perhaps shock some of our more reserved acquaintances. Leisure activities are pursued with as much passion as one's vocation, and often with a joyous abandon that makes every pastime a celebration.

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The appreciation for the arts extends far beyond what we were accustomed to in college. Indeed, the performances I've witnessed—while certainly bold—are rooted in a profound love for artistic expression. My guide assures me that each performance is a homage to ancient traditions.

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Upon entering through the Opaline Gates of Silverleaf Manor, I was greeted by a guide whose laughter and demeanor suggested depths of joy I had never known. The gates themselves, she implied, were merely the beginning of what she promised to be a most enlightening journey.

[Ding Dong Ink @dingdongink]

Zara. 1 mile.
It's a big city out there, but you gotta find joy in the little things. Hi, it's me... I'm the little things. Bad girl seeks adventurer to look up to. Show some Initiative- swipe right!

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Kaida. 5 miles.
Some gals look for a knight in shining armor. I've had plenty of those- looking for a damsel to spice things up. Want to try your hand at riding a dragon?🔥🔥🔥Better be proficient in CON saves if you want to keep up

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Lira. 3 miles.
Cleric of Nocturnis seeks 🦉 to worship the full moon🌕 My warding tattoos are the only protection we're gonna need. I know all the healing spells, and I'm not afraid to get nasty.

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Arya. 12 miles.
Urban druid who believes we have to support the natural order. Looking for like-minded friends who like to go au natural, who really have my back when push comes to shove. Must be willing to go all in! The only thing Neutral about me is my alignment 😈

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Rixi. 2 miles.
Nights on the town with me have 50/50 odds of being banned from the club, or being added to the VIP list- but as long as we can go back to your place, I'd call that a win-win. Not looking for anything serious- just want to be your Bonus Action.

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Vyla. 19. 4 miles away. Gobbo fresh from uni seeks daddy wizard for continuing education. I might be low level, but I'm ready to get upcast- spread my pages on your table and show me your somatic components 🙌 Swipe right if you're ready for me to study your thick scroll ️🧙‍♂️

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Lila. 21. 4 miles away. Flirty and fabulous. Spa days, high fashion, gourmet dining. I indulge in life's finest pleasures. Are you one of them? Swipe right, and let's create a romance as luxurious as the lifestyle we'll share. Must be level 7 or higher. No bards 😤

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Trixie. 22. 3 miles away. Swipe right for urban adventures with the baddest bitch on this app. You can't solo this dungeon- make sure to bring a friend. Hell, bring several friends- I come with enough lair actions for a full party 😈

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Nymona. 28. 42 miles away. Nature lover with a passion for the steamy side of life, looking for companions to help explore all the hidden spots and secret grottoes. Let's get lost in the embrace of nature- and maybe an embrace of our own making ❤️ Hexcrawl your way into my heart

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Day 59: "My journey through the Deepest Reaches concludes. Half of my men have opted to stay- they say that getting back to the surface is too difficult. As an older man myself, I can sympathize; I'm not sure if I'll manage to get back up either."

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Day 26: "Our host in Emberfall Forge has offered to give us full access to her personal lava baths- to 'melt the tension away'. Tension wasn't the only thing that melted away, though. I've declined her offers, but a few of my men have decided to risk it."

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Today's Splinter Protocols update makes me feel like a bit of an ass 🤔 Links in the pinned comment!

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Day 22: "The magma elementals have been increasingly provocative as we've traveled. I suspect that it's only a matter of time before passions boil over. To say that the locals have a fiery temperament would be a tremendous understatement."

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Day 14: "We've reached the Searing Citadel. Our hostess for this leg of the journey had a smoldering gaze and a wickedly sharp tongue. While I've held my own in the battle of wits so far, some of my men need burn ointments of an entirely different sort than I expected."