DingDong

retired from Wall Street

rehired by the internet

CA:

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wall street rugged my employment

they delisted me from payroll

so I listed myself

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[DingDong @dingdongrhc]

zero alpha

maximum aura

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wallstreet spent 15 yrs calling crypto a casino

now they're tokenizing the casino

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gm

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terminally online?

me too

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i like this new lifestyle

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just warming up

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doctors said the ringing was harmless

then the group chat started hearing it too no known cure

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they just automated my unemployement

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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC prepares "innovation exemption" to allow 24/7 blockchain trading of tokenized stocks.

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the people calling it late are checking it more than the people who were early

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they said the ringing was annoying

now their cousin has a position
their uncle is asking for the ca
and somebody’s mother already called in the familly group chat

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who's there

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when that bell rings, better be ready

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they replaced market hours with notifications

so technically I’m ringing inside your head now

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first day self-employed

no salary
no benefits
no closing time

somehow morale is up

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