Jan Dinger

[Jan Dinger @DingerJan]

My wife's first audio book. Well done Janbo! #BalletShoes https://t.co/KRAMu2DIrT

[PuffinBooks @PuffinBooks]

#BalletShoes is our Audio pick of the month! Get set for a classic listening adventure and read more here:
https://t.co/urA0vuVmFu

[Jan Dinger @DingerJan]

@ChrisHibbert18 Thanks Chris

[Steve Analyst @EmporersNewC]

1. Some people in the US have said they don’t understand the trade benefit of Brexit, so I thought I’d explain it.

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[Rory Smith @RorySmith]

Ajax are back in the last 16 of the Champions League, back among the big boys, and back facing the reality that their two crown jewels will leave this summer. I went to see them, expecting them to be sad. They’re not. https://t.co/dCo6jURdvB

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

”So we have not come here to beg the world leaders to care for our future. They have ignored us in the past and they will ignore us again.
We have come here to let them know that change is coming whether they like it or not.”

From my speech yesterday at #COP24

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I think every member of Congress should be forced to watch this

[Hans Kristensen (also on Bluesky) @nukestrat]

Meteor explodes with 2.1 kilotons force 43 km above missile early warning radar at Thule Air Base. https://t.co/qGvhRDXyfK
HT @Casillic

We’re still here, so they correctly concluded it was not a Russian first strike. There are nearly 2,000 nukes on alert, ready to launch.

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

It’s the second ‘TWAT’ he spits out after we thought he was done, that will stay in my heart for ever. https://t.co/6PFwby6ypM

[SportsCenter Brasil @SportsCenterBR]

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[Anton @Antonstotle]

Seeing people calling Iceland boring and defensive as if that's something we're choosing to do. Our GK is a film director, our RB has a day job making salt and got time off work to play at the World Cup. If you can't be happy for us, go jump in the fucking ocean.

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

Dear @MLB, give us every mic’d up ejection for the rest of eternity.

Sincerely, Everyone. https://t.co/l0rttuYHb2

[Rob 🚀 @RJSzczerba]

For anyone who ever got a rejection letter of any kind ...

[Cynthia Nixon @CynthiaNixon]

“When I announced yesterday that I’m running for gov, one of Cuomo’s top surrogates dismissed me as an “unqualified lesbian.” It’s true that I never received my certificate from the Department of Lesbian Affairs, though in my defense there’s a lot of paperwork required.” 🤷‍♀️

[Marc II @marcfc]

The Daily Mail published an article claiming that ‘no one is 100% straight’ and this is possibly my favourite comment ever.

[Helen 侯-Sandí @helenhousandi]

I've watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time.

[Jos Duijvestein 🇳🇱 🇨🇦 @JosDuijvestein]

You just can't make this up.

NBC opening ceremony coverage. Katie Couric talks about why The Netherlands is so good at speed skating as The Netherlands enters the stadium.

And this folks is why Americans are less bright about the rest of the world as they spread fake news!

[KFC UK @KFC_UKI]

McDonald’s leader Ronald just stated he has a “burger on his desk at all times”. Will someone from his big shoed, red nosed regime inform him that I too have a burger on my desk, but mine is a box meal which is bigger and more powerful than his, and mine has gravy! #nuclearbutton