Dinger (6’4”)

I hit dingers and pick winners

[Dinger (6’4”) @dingerthefrog]

@iDealzer @jreichelt I know you’re shit posting but Texas leads country in wind power and if it was a nation would be top 5 globally for wind power generated

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@stillvaunted Not bullying democrats is what got us into this mess

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@H4nsSprungfeld I’ve also spent too much time around folks like that and have had the same experiences. They lack the introspection to realize that their biggest accomplishment was being born to a better man so their version of downward mobility is the managerial class. Midwits and B performers

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@13ugsmoney When we couldn’t send it to $1.50 is when I knew the glory days were behind us

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@sweatystartup Data backs this up. Check out Every Shot Counts the book. Extra distance from the tee is more valuable than accuracy (assuming you're not OB every single time). Putts and chips can get you breaking 80 but to break 90 hitting good drives is most important thing to do

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@DisgracedProp I have met a few people who owned up to it a few years after we started hanging out. But yeah nobody going to tell a stranger on the street they’re on dad’s payroll

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@finalcycle324 neet my favorite coin

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@DoubleDash_H @BowTiedBull Two of my closest friends are mid-30s, wealthy, married and still can’t decide if they want kids because of impact to vacations and brunches and that bullshit. Insane behavior. If I didn’t want kids I’d just full degen, not get mimosas with my wife every Saturday til death

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@DoubleDash_H @BowTiedBull I’ve never understood this either. No point to getting married if you don’t want kids IMO

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@constans You also have to eat shit for a decade or more to make partner at McKinsey

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@qualitylearnc Gravity

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@BowTiedBull I can drink a bottle of bourbon and be fine the next day but if I bend over funny my back hurts for a week. I’m cooked!

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@corsaren 100%. Dating dumb chicks is fun when you're young but anyone in a serious relationship with one will get roasted. IQ is inheritable!

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@FeralWillieMan @FreddyLA7 You can like both

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@paulswaney3 Because I only get one free checked bag and deep down I’m still a cheap bastard

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@KerryKittles @willjohnsonbf1 I think it’s just cope for being awful at their full-time gig

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@BackcountryFam If they pop out of your ear while exercising you don’t have to look everywhere for them. It’s really not that serious

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@GayBearRes My parents did the same thing but are in good health still at least. Very annoying to get the guilt trip on visiting more, how the in-laws see the grandkids more, and moving down there. Sorry you left us and your grandkids, not the other way around

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@Mokidar @Cernovich Not sure. I love Jersey Mike’s, I should have used a lamer fast casual brand like Sweetgreen