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[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

New year's resolutions:
1. Add features to my app
2. Get hired... 🥹🙏🏾

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

Hi @sarstax
What am I supposed to do with this stack trace? 🫠
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

It's a currency in the same way the ZiG is a currency.

[UncleKeyz @mnm_meya23]

So Orania has its own currency is South Africa and yall are quiet because they are white

[T. Bernadetti @MrsRoyKeaneo]

June 2010

Kenneth O Keefe on Israel.

One of THEE BEST answers ever given AND to a BBC REPORTER!

Turn it up!! #Israel

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

The system eventually Always catches up. You can't out hustle bad governance.

[Dr PT 👩🏻‍⚕️ @chirembaPT]

I need people to understand you can never outsmart a dysfunctional system 😭👐🏽
You can’t escape it .

You just have to wait around long enough before it lets you down , and it gets worse each time .

You can put a solar, drill a borehole even build your own road going to your house like the famous boss did .

But eventually 😭🙌🏽 a dysfunctional system just needs to be fixed .

What hurts the most is We are not even asking for luxury .
Just basics 🤞🏽😞

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

@EOEboh Mine would be TS, Ruby, C#

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

@EOEboh Did you jump straight to springboot or you started with some Java fundamentals?

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

He gave the dog a false sense of control, only to take it back and put it in its place. Now, the dog will never forget who the true master is

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

@curious_edline I would also put ChiShangwe and ChiPfumbi right up there 🙌

[eng lui @eng_lui_tme]

But what was Mugabe doing on thod advert 😅😅 ?

[Mo @atmoio]

What if it’s not just autocomplete?

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

@freemanchari possibly similar to your experiences dealing Zanu comrades.

It looks like the ANC comrades have been exchanging notes with their Zanu counterparts

[Tau e Tshehadi @D_Molatoli]

I once lived in Mpumalanga, Kinross, Secunda for one year, in 2012. While I was there, I tried to get involved in Community projects. One project was a "Community garden" in a school yard, started by a Primary school teacher, the aim being to teach her learners how to plant and grow vegetables. Later, the kids' parents were invited to get involved in tending the garden, weeding, watering, and then allowed during weekends after doing the work, we would take some spinach, carrots, pumpkins home. This was a way of putting some food on the table and alleviating hunger.

The teacher had sought permission from the school Principal to use the piece of land.

The teacher's husband was a Sasol employee, he held a senior position at Sasol. He was very supportive to his wife, bought water pipes and watering cans, seeds, whatever was needed, he just sponsored the project from their pockets.

There was an informal settlement emerging around the school, so the parents of these kids came from that informal settlement. When I came on board, I saw potential for the mothers who were part of the project to organize themselves into a Cooperative. I wanted them to own the project when I leave, since I wasn't going to be there for long. At the time I still believed in the government promise of supporting Cooperatives. So I thought maybe they could get support from government too.

Sasol, through the teacher's husband, heard about the project and were entertaining the idea of assisting from their CSI with some resources, a possible borehole, and grow the project to a point where they could supply one or two of their kitchens with vegetables. It was early stages, but it had potential.

Then, the Chairperson of the SGB, who happened to also be an ANC Women's league Chair in the area, and a girlfriend of the principal, heard about the Sasol offer. Suddenly there was interest because they thought money was coming. She called me and some of the ladies from the project to talk. In the meeting she suggested to us that she would like to report on this project as an ANC Women's League initiative. I was like what?? 😂 I said no ways, this is a community project, it has nothing to do with any political party or affiliation to anyone.

To cut the long story short, the project was then sabotaged, the teacher was harassed, told to present in every SGB meeting about the "funds received from Sasol". There were no funds. We were called "outsiders" not welcome on the school premises. I used to run at the time, just for exercise. My heart would bleed when I go for my runs, passing the school and seeing those cabbages rotting there. They had no decency to at least let the parents to come and harvest those vegetables.

I left Secunda later that year, only to receive a call that one of the ladies who was in the leadership of the project had died of a heart attack. I couldn't attend the funeral, but I was sad and angry. 😏

[Tau e Tshehadi @D_Molatoli]

I once lived in Mpumalanga, Kinross, Secunda for one year, in 2012. While I was there, I tried to get involved in Community projects. One project was a "Community garden" in a school yard, started by a Primary school teacher, the aim being to teach her learners how to plant and grow vegetables. Later, the kids' parents were invited to get involved in tending the garden, weeding, watering, and then allowed during weekends after doing the work, we would take some spinach, carrots, pumpkins home. This was a way of putting some food on the table and alleviating hunger.

The teacher had sought permission from the school Principal to use the piece of land.

The teacher's husband was a Sasol employee, he held a senior position at Sasol. He was very supportive to his wife, bought water pipes and watering cans, seeds, whatever was needed, he just sponsored the project from their pockets.

There was an informal settlement emerging around the school, so the parents of these kids came from that informal settlement. When I came on board, I saw potential for the mothers who were part of the project to organize themselves into a Cooperative. I wanted them to own the project when I leave, since I wasn't going to be there for long. At the time I still believed in the government promise of supporting Cooperatives. So I thought maybe they could get support from government too.

Sasol, through the teacher's husband, heard about the project and were entertaining the idea of assisting from their CSI with some resources, a possible borehole, and grow the project to a point where they could supply one or two of their kitchens with vegetables. It was early stages, but it had potential.

Then, the Chairperson of the SGB, who happened to also be an ANC Women's league Chair in the area, and a girlfriend of the principal, heard about the Sasol offer. Suddenly there was interest because they thought money was coming. She called me and some of the ladies from the project to talk. In the meeting she suggested to us that she would like to report on this project as an ANC Women's League initiative. I was like what?? 😂 I said no ways, this is a community project, it has nothing to do with any political party or affiliation to anyone.

To cut the long story short, the project was then sabotaged, the teacher was harassed, told to present in every SGB meeting about the "funds received from Sasol". There were no funds. We were called "outsiders" not welcome on the school premises. I used to run at the time, just for exercise. My heart would bleed when I go for my runs, passing the school and seeing those cabbages rotting there. They had no decency to at least let the parents to come and harvest those vegetables.

I left Secunda later that year, only to receive a call that one of the ladies who was in the leadership of the project had died of a heart attack. I couldn't attend the funeral, but I was sad and angry. 😏

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

This just so random

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Current Zimbabwean Minister of Defense Moven Mahachi is killed in a suspicious car crash. He was 52.

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

That's it... 🫠

[𝖊𝖛𝖆𝖉𝖊 @encrypted]

wait... you did what?!

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

Another episode on Scary Interesting channel

[New York Post @nypost]

Oxygen toxicity, panic may have killed 5 tourists on Maldives scuba dive: experts https://t.co/Iz0ZRJhvp4

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

Very apt 🙏

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

I'll also say this as someone who grew up on the nice side of the barbed wire fences and high gates in the very nice part of town where the Nigerian 0.1% live - learn to touch grass and worry about yourself because rich people really do not care about you. Like, at all.

The Nigerian rich don't even like each other. They barely tolerate one another and make practical alliances to preserve wealth and influence. And now that the economy is too small to support all the children of the Nigerian 0.1%, nearly everyone I grew up with in the nice, leafy part of town now lives in Toronto or London or wherever. You, Mr N250k/month Union Bank contract staff are not part of rich people's thinking at all.

At. All.

The rich have no plans for you. They have no plans to create opportunities for you. They have no plans to fix the things they broke on their way to building that N1bn townhouse in Parkview Estate. They have no plans to contribute towards making society better. If Satan came from Hell with a tail and horns growing out of his head and he ran for political office, the rich would all go make deals with him - because in the world of the rich, the only thing that matters is their own interests, and making sure that they never, EVER have to live like you or next to you.

So all this simping and vicarious fawning over wealth and fame that you people do everyday is the most redundant thing in the world - the rich have no intention of expanding their circle to let you in, and they have no intention of enabling the conditions for you to create your own independent circle of wealth. The only thing the rich need from you is to be poor and obedient, so that your labour can be cheap, plentiful and replaceable.

Statistically as a Nigerian, you will NEVER be rich or close to it. You will NEVER live in Maitama. 99.99% of Nigerians who have existed since 1960 have prayed and fantasised about becoming rich, and 99.99% of those prayers and fantasies never came true. That's just math. You will never be a rich and famous celebrity. You will never be a successful content creator. You will never make millions shilling crypto, trading Forex, sports betting, or whatever the fuck is the latest quick wealth fantasy in town. It's just not going to happen.

That being the case, a much more constructive use of your time would be to fight for the material elevation of what you actually have, where you actually have it. Instead of daydreaming about the N300m house in Lekki that 3 generations of your family cannot buy, get involved in a local effort to give your own immediate neighbourhood a facelift, or a political campaign to pressure the state to build high quality social housing.

If you hate being harassed without consequence online, instead of vicariously enjoying how a celebrity has used their wealth and influence to jail someone for making a horrid tweet, fight for a judiciary and legal system that is transparent and accessible to all, so that a singer living in the UK on a global talent visa doesn't get to have more access to your Nigerian justice system than you who lives in Nigeria 24/7.

Instead of building your mental architecture around the false idea of being a "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" who will someday take your rightful place on Banana Island, touch grass tonight and accept that it will never happen, and what you need to do instead is fight for where you are to become a better, more liveable place that you no longer wish to escape from. Stop cosplaying as rich folk. Stop cooing and fawning over rich folk. Stop daydreaming about someday "blowing up" and buying a house next to Burna Boy. Rich people have no intention of sharing their world with you. Free yourself from the tyranny of living vicariously through people who don't care that you exist.

Them no really send any part of your papa at all.

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

@ZiFMStereoNews Product of the graduates from the Mike Chikumbudzo School of Technology

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

They are graduates from the Mike Chikumbudzo School of Technology

[ZiFM Stereo News @ZiFMStereoNews]

WATCH VIDEO | Zimbabwe unveils home-grown laptop brand as Avantis enters global tech race

ICT Minister Tatenda Mavetera and Avantis CEO Ari Goldstein have officially unveiled the latest Avantis devices at a high-end launch event now underway in Harare, marking a major moment for Zimbabwe’s emerging technology industry.

Positioned as a Zimbabwean alternative in a global laptop market long dominated by foreign brands, the new Avantis range combines faster processing speeds, lightweight premium builds and internationally aligned standards, while remaining accessible to local consumers.

At the heart of the devices is the company’s Ultra-chip technology, which Avantis says powers faster, smarter and more energy-efficient computing for students, professionals, creatives and businesses alike. #TechNews #ZimbabweInnovation #Avantis

[Web Artisan @dingiilizwe]

@curious_edline It's bro science - excuses given by those out of shape and unwilling to exercise. Tiri kuti i science dzepa bridge 😂

[Edline🇿🇼 @curious_edline]

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