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professional ley line hunter, believe in peace and submission to our faithful God, my job is to oversee the fracking in the canadian arctic

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

I can’t explain why I want this at this exact moment but I want an “Around the World” Fleur de Lis pizza and an ice cold Rolling Rock. And I want to still be able to smoke inside. And I want Jo-Jo to still be crazy as hell and only refer to himself as Jo-Jo

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

@johnny_666_ It might send you to STAGHORN STEAKHOUSE & GRILLE

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

Also we’re restoring Placentia back to its rightful name of Plaisance

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

Oh yes. Oh hell yes. Your days are numbered Mary Browns

[Frankie MacDonald @frankiemacd]

Here is the Popeyes chicken on welton street in Sydney Nova Scotia under construction as for right now

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

I’m gonna haul a duplicate right up the Port aux Basque ferry and up the TCH and plop it right in the Avalon Mall

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

Folks Wiley Coyote is at it again

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Law enforcement have reportedly finds explosives in a car near the rally hours before Trump is set to speak

📌#LongIsland | #NewYork

According to the Nassau County Police Department, the perimeter of the rally site was breached after explosives were found near the Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York. Police say a blue barrel was removed during a K9 sweep when explosives were reportedly discovered in one of the vehicles. Sources claim the driver fled into the woods, but it’s unclear if he was carrying anything. As thousands of Trump supporters are expected to descend upon Long Island this afternoon for the 7 p.m. rally at the Nassau Coliseum, many cars are now parking in the area. This is still a developing situation.

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

Getting tired of the Popeyes commercials edging me on Newfoundland television when this island is run by the Mary Browns cartel. Perhaps I could propose kicking KFC out of Newfoundland to make room for Popeyes . Do you think Joey Smallwood would go for that

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

@johnny_666_ me too

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@doug_person5 Cant believe dat mf is still alive

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

A wonderful endorsement of Louisiana cuisine from Rock and Roll Photos

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

Raising Cane’s is one of the more awe-inspiring fast food restaurants. The employees there clearly take pride in their work. And they should. My tip? Ask for an extra Cane Sauce. Yes, it’s extra. But you’re gonna need it.

- rock and roll photos

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

People really seem to freak out about Canola oil these days. Like buddy it’s Canola oil for Christ sake. Have you heard of World War Three

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

lmao we are so fucked

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Folks, I might not walk as easily or talk as smoothly as I used to.

I might not debate as well as I used to.

But what I do know is how to tell the truth.

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

So what. I stand by what I said. Stonehenge baby!!!

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

I’m pro-oil now

[Stonehenge U.K @ST0NEHENGE]

Just stop oil protestors damage Stonehenge 😭

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

Me: I just had the strangest and most hauntingly beautiful dream. We were at a restaurant in West Texas in the middle of the desert. They served gigantic steaks and these deep fried nopales bites called “horse cripplers”

My beautiful wife: You know you’re driving right

[dat baw dumba dan a sack a oignons @dingusbread]

Emailing Newfoundland Power: I literally just paid you yesterday. $840 for two months. Quit it with the threatening emails. Also you overcharge for everything and your service is shit. Go fuck yourselves

Messaging Crystal Hot Sauce Facebook Page: Crystal hot sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!

[death of a disco dancer @ziggykazenzakis]

im a goddamn cartoon. don’t bother me. don’t ask me questions. im hitting things with a mallet

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@HormelMccormick @johnny_666_ Newfoundland Twitter hours typa shit

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@PastaVersaucy lmao