Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023)

one of the better accounts on here

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

Mfs will go see Ridley Scott's house of Gucci but won't do didley squat for an ounce of coochie

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@JDVance This is beautiful JD

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@carney brain so smooth you can see your reflection in it 😊

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@KatieMiller that's insane Katie

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

Elon becomes the world's first trillionaire via an overvalued SpaceX IPO. It allows the billionaires who took Twitter private to cash out after new investors raise the stock price (a pump and dump), and now they're integrating it into indexes so retirees are left holding the bag.

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@Wolverstein @NateB_Panic You're right, Hamas should only operate out of officially designated military bases. I'm sure Israel would allow them to build some! And a full army/navy too!! Right?

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@IDF "soldiers perceived"
"single shots"

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

wife: I'm pregnant
Me: I want a maternity test
Wife: why?
me: because I'm not raising some other hoe's baby!!
Wife: you are so loyal I love you.

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@MattWalshBlog Why are you being so emotional Matt

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@emilymiller They should have shot him directly in the head for retrieving a soccer ball Emily!

[Pop Detective @PopDetective]

“AI is not going anywhere” is a PR line from a gen AI company press release that’s trying to make their bad broken technology seem inevitable. It’s bullshit. Please stop repeating it.

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@0xbento @north0fnorth Not gonna waste my time showing easily accessible information to a dimwit like you. You've really revealed yourself to be quite stupid and honestly I've wasted way too much time already oh well

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@0xbento @north0fnorth "funny how you want data over anecdote" well yeah duh. And newsflash, study after study supports bike lanes. Have a great Thursday 👍🏼

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@0xbento @north0fnorth "sitting empty" again, please say how many bikes need to be in the picture for it to no longer be considered a waste, or even empty. I guess one right? Not a dodge, you're making a claim that it's unused and I'm saying you don't have the data, which you don't .

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@0xbento @north0fnorth Okay this is epic

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@0xbento @north0fnorth What number of bikes, in your expert estimate, would indicate it being "worth it"? Four? Eight? You think cities add bike lanes for fun? And also, again, "major chunk of the street" you mean 1/6th. The parking itself serves like 12 people on that block and takes up 2 full lanes

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@0xbento @north0fnorth Not stuck in traffic! Do you expect there to be a bike every 2 seconds riding by? Or bike gridlock or something?

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@0xbento @north0fnorth "Half the street" as if four lanes of cars aren't there, two of which are just parking. Smart

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

@DiscussingFilm can never say the name out loud for risk of sounding, even for one millisecond, Australian

[Aaron Regunberg @AaronRegunberg]

The thing about libel is it has to be untrue.

A Jewish baby born today in a West Bank community will have full rights in Israel, a vote in national elections, and access to civilian courts; a Palestinian baby born in that same community will have no democratic rights, tight restrictions on their movement, frequent harassment from settlers, and no access to justice beyond what Israel’s unaccountable military courts mete out.

That’s apartheid. It’s just literally apartheid.

If you think apartheid is really evil, such that it’s a terrible thing to say about a country, well, you’re right, it is. That’s why we have an issue here.

[Ernest Goes Apeshit (2023) @dingusbutts]

One wish willow customer support guy: this is why genie wouldn't do love wishes

Bear: what