If he ghosts you after you sleep with him, give me his number. I’ll call and tell him we found your body and he was the last person to be seen with you.
That tweet that’s like “hell gotta be so awkward just filled with nazis and Israelis and they’re stuck down there together forever” bro that’s not hell that’s Argentina
Sorry I need Egypt to dunk 5 more before I get comfortable and celebrate. Argentina and fifa literally work together so much I can’t trust even a 3 goal lead