Marie ☆

Mirror pronouns / AuDHD / certified James Danforth Quayle cock suckler / huge leftist I don't endorse any of these fuckers /

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

Psa every random tweet I bookmark is to show my irl without Twitter later

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

Just got my 3rd cavity filled in 4 years #ineedyourhelp #youneedtokillme

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

So crazy how I'm able to talk to people irl but not online. How the hell did that happen. It's objectively easier to talk to people you don't know in person but I just can't do it.

[liz¡¡¡ @sevenkibibytes]

scrolling twitter in public. mom didn't raise a pussy.

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

It/it's- yes
She/her - yes
He/him - I mean I'm not gonna be mad...
They/them - ok
Neos - I don't use any but if you wanna give me some go ahead
Ms - yea
Mr - yea
Mx - ehh...

[werner | 🐆🛰️ @fermiidirac]

it/its - yes
she/her - idgaf sure lol
he/him - yes preferred
they/them - yes preferred
neos - i dont go out of my way to use them but if you think some will fit me then i encourage it
mr/ms/mx - for the bit

anything and everything is okay #ForTheBit

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

My chud sister went to go sit in the bathroom on her phone for 20 minutes the second I was gonna go take a sh*wer why do I even try omg

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

Oh that's gore... that's gore my comfort character.....

[Demigirl Chester A. Arthur @Chester_Arth]

"blue wave"? Yeah, they usually are.

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

Americans trying to describe older man not finding lubricant so he just grabs a bottle of whiskey and uses the whiskey inside it #yespleas: so imagine a burger

[rick @thelastfaggot]

Older man not finding the lubricant so he grabs a Burger 🍔😍

[Demigirl Chester A. Arthur @Chester_Arth]

Donald Reagan had a president named "Ronald Reagan"?😂😂😂😂

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

Watching the '92 vice presidential debate with @WahItsOctavia

[Asparagus @wizebeast]

Things to say to an 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 person:

1. Are you sure you're not 𝗳𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 it?

2. Have you 𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗻 today?

3. You're doing it 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴.

4. You were doing so well in 𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹.

5. I'm going to put you in an awkward 𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 setting.

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

Funfact I drew this on a borrowed iPad and accidentally saved the flamingo image instead of copying it so it's downloaded to that iPad forever ♡♡

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

Cute girl USpres doodle from art class (one can assume who this is)

[Nerd 🔞 Republican 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @NerdIDFK]

Didn't post this, uhhh

H.W. and Quayle

[al gore’s husband @alsundancegore]

wow i wonder what al and bill are doing to celebrate

[kid named goober @goobersc00L]

Charlie Kirk was autistic and his special interest was getting shot

[Letmecuckyoshit26 @shouldijerk]

Historical figure fan every 3 months: Did you know? This FAMOUS historical figure… HAD SEX WITH MEN!!!!!

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

@JQAfan No nic don't blame yourself

[ronald reagan cut up while healing @WahItsOctavia]

oomf said “i have a disability” and i said “is that a new verity or something”

[Marie ☆ @diningtableee_]

@WahItsOctavia Bitch