ʞuıp

My patronus is a bookworm. 🐛

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

Just once, she'd like to open the obituaries and see "DEATH BY 'POSSUM STAMPEDE"—if only to prove the danger of conducting 'possum roundups.

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

Peep.

PEEPPEEPPEEPPEEP PEEPPEEPPEEPPEEP PEEPPEEPPEEPPEEP PEEPPEEPPEEPPEEP PEEPPEEPPEEPPEEP PEEPPEEPPEEPPEEP PEEPPEEPPEEPPEEP PEEPPEEPPEEPPEEP

[Randy Fine @VoteRandyFine]

We’d better never again hear a peep from anyone complaining about a White House ballroom.

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

I’m nominating “bromanticide” for the 2025 New Words list . . .

[Trevor Munson @TREVOROMUNSON]

How am I supposed to get any work done today?

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

@BradTakei Money to burn. 😉

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Hi, Joseph here, we'll no longer be updating our twitter because of the whole It's Owned By A Nazi thing, so here's where you can find us.

Bluesky: https://t.co/TLsy9fmcem

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[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

@Climatologist49 I grew up in MO (which asserts its cultural Midwestern-ess via countless canned soup-based casseroles). Was shocked after moving to MN and hearing it referred to as “Midwest.” Grew up calling it “the North,” “A Great Lakes Region,” “Canada South.” Never knew it as “Midwest.” 🤔🤭

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Believe in yourself. Go to a church that worships you. Attend study groups that analyze your words. Argue with others about your existence.

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

@CSexton25 No. You don’t get to walk it back now. You said it, and you meant it. You felt confident your voters would back you, and you smugly disregarded the chance you’d stand on public trial, in the court of public opinion. Here we are, and history/public opinion is going to condemn you.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

You gotta watch this speech from Rep Justin Jones as Tennessee Republicans attempt to expel him and two others for simply standing with students demanding gun safety. Republicans know they are on the losing side of history. This is proof
#TenneseeThree

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

@lesleyabravanel @GOP “Trump Afterbirth”… savage truth. 😆

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

@Impolitics The same gavel McCarthy fantasized about banging Pelosi with, I assume? Politics does indeed make for strange bedfellows… 😏

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

@TinaDuryea Hi! Am trying to find the source of this photo (want to authenticate before sharing it)—did you take it yourself?

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

@uverneous @TinaDuryea Gross.

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

@Static_Eddie I dunno…raccoons are more likely to organize a guerrilla ambush than a stampede, but I have no doubt they’d make it entertaining to the very end. 😬🫣😋

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

Just once, she'd like to open the obituaries and see "DEATH BY 'POSSUM STAMPEDE"—if only to prove the danger of conducting 'possum roundups.

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

@AsaHutchinson Arkansas is just one more former slave state and current pro-“Confederacy Again” region, showing everyone exactly what kind of AmeriKKKa you’re striving for. My home state of Missouri is similar. History says your words mean little; the actions (not) taken will speak loudest.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Vote "no" on the ballot next to the little picture of the laughing clown eating a handful of wet dirt. Your voice matters.

[Patricia Storms @stormsy]

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!! I’ll be presenting SUN WISHES & MOON WISHES at The Wee Festival, Sunday June 5th! You can see my presentation at The Museum of Contemporary Art, 158 Sterling Rd, #100, Toronto 11:00am—11:45am. Singing! Reading! Drawing! ⁦@weefestivalTO⁩

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

Equality isn’t achieved by aspiring to blindness or by denying the beautiful diversities of humans; it’s achieved when we no longer make damaging assumptions and judgments based on those differences. #women #SCOTUS #Equality

[Atlas Needs to Shrug Press Office🇺🇸🇵🇱🇮🇱 @DIPGparent]

@TheDemocrats @KamalaHarris One day, perhaps you democrats will stop seeing the color of peoples skin.

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

Well, “tallywacker” is what my polite southern MO family calls a dick, but I agree—in a political environment, it’s more professional to call it by its legal name: Josh Hawley.

[Victor Laszlo @Impolitics]

Marjorie Taylor Greene confused "Gestapo" with "gazpacho."

Lauren Boebert denounced "Micky Mouse."

Madison Cawthorn, on the House floor, called a penis a "tallywacker."

And these folks want to be in charge of your kids' education.

[ʞuıp @dinkerluz]

@TrueDuane @Salamandersoup1 @ABC Stacked since March 4, 1789, in fact.