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you wouldn't download a egg

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i think this guy is a super saiyan

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Is there an uncle oxidant?

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more like UNfortunate son

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debussy was originally gonna cal it clair de "demi lovato" lune

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dinkpot is in a egg

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more like gordon shamsay

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even a broken cock cums twice a day

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dont sweat where you eat

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I think therefore iambic pentameter

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I alone exist on earth

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slicing up some heirloom tomatoes for a 7/11 hotdog

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dinkpot condones violence, the supreme authority from which all other authority stems

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theyre gonna publish my cumrag in the new york times

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ryan gosling getting buff was the worst thing to ever happen

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PLEASE stop making videogames

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shins cant dig, sorry

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Of all the animals id say fish have plastic bones

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allergic to asscheeks

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court ordered potty break

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you couldnt tweet what i reply

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@dongtrumpet cars should be hermetically sealed with no oxygen supply

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cars shouldnt be allowed to turn