Villan Era☮️♏

The cousin that doesn't show up anymore

[Janelle | Sports Data @itsNellzz]

Angel set the bar so high that if she didn’t win a ring her FIRST time in the playoffs they was waiting to talk shit lmao. She exceeded all expectations and made it further than any of ur goats their 1st time in playoffs. Shell be back. Proud of u cinco 💗 what a season

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

ITS STILL TEAM ANGEL REESE OVER HERE!!!

[Tuh'less 🏁🏁 @TLoveSpeaksss]

Mona is correct and also Meg generally is a good litmus test to decide if a man is worth having a conversation with.

[They Have The Range @HaveTheRange]

I also need everyone to cease this conversation about who will step into Beyoncé’s shoes. No one will ever do that. It’s not happening.

[monty @monty_avo]

i feel so sorry for people who didn’t go because this was literally the tour of the decade like you HAD to be there

[Mr.Mrs @TeezoTouchdown]

Save the date
Honeym💍💍n Night

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Beyoncé could bite me right on the back of my head and i wouldn’t give a fuck

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Idk why Moms with newborns say they’re unable to take daily showers? If a mom wants to shower, she absolutely can.

Leaving the baby for a few minutes to shower is absolutely OK.

I just bring the bassinet in the bathroom if no one is around to watch the baby.

[k @ysljennii]

“I need to go out more”

Me every time I’m free:

[Chicha Roan @jush_for_fun]

Everyone dying but him…

[jas @jjashole]

once you start dreading going to work, it’s time to find another job

[Queen Barbie ✨ @Queengreat_bad]

I have no more passwords left in me.

[jai😾 @spid3rstud]

white people wearing bonnets upsets my soul ngl

[kailah nicole, M.S. @KillaKai_]

I hate seeing white women wear braids

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[carrie 😇 @ihrtcee]

why don't white people say excuse me

[DES. @destinCONRAD]

any “straight” nigga pressed on sexuality like this dont get no pussy, i also be wondering who made these niggas the second coming of christ soon as being gay get brought up, mind u them yellow glasses is a sin

[DES. @destinCONRAD]

LADIES IF U GIVING A HOMOPHOBIC NIGGA PUSSY U ARE FUNDING HOMOPHOBIA

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

People misspelling your name in emails is a microagression in the corporate world