mr just chillin

[mr just chillin @dinkystains]

XXL Freshmen 2019, calling it now:
Pu$$y Mane
Yung LilBitch
*Gunshot Noise*
Revurb Da King
Andre’s Steak House
S0mokeDrugg
shitXdickshitxpussy

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@SexCarl2 @BronzeHammer whole squad farrar

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just remembered being in the bathroom stall in high school hearing 2 guys talkin about sex stuff at the urinals, when one of em goes “ay I still got one’a her pubes in my teeth!!” followed by the laughter of what must’ve been 5 other guys I had no idea were there

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folx I gotta address somethin: its ableist to tell people they can’t watch porn at full volume on the library computers

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my partner and i will be spending the first crucial years of our child’s life in blackface so they do not develop a racist fear of minorities

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committing suicide by cop when they raid my illegal foreskin regrowth lab

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i think they should smoke more on netflix. the stranger things kids should all smoke and drink like rust cohle and talk like al swearengen

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men really do be like “ill gladly pay u tuesday for a hamburger today” smh 💅🏼😒

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a weird thing to think about is how your parents will never really know how big your penis is. they saw it when you were a baby, so to them it’s that way forever. your parents think you have a little baby cock

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Pre-Elon riffing felt comfortable. Now it's filled with a bunch of Indian bots and guys who really REALLY need to consider their worst impulses and finally do IT. 🙏

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i lie in wait 4 u my fearless queen 😳😜soon u will be mine

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Had no idea I made this

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follow @gunshotnoise backup account

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Haven't tweeted in 2 years but thought of this today lol remember when online used to be about having fun? Anyways, enjoy the jingling keys!

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a guy going into a benihana/hibachi grill type place and handing the chef an extra like 40 bucks asking for a happy ending. just a thought I had today

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@videocrime Saw my first one in person in the parking garage at work last week. Looks like it's made of spray painted posterboard up close. Worse than I could've imagined.

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@videocrime Where at? I'm a half price books guy.

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@sadgaybaby I remember these. I always just called them granola bars. I'm going with treat. The one with m&ms borders on candy though.

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this is like 2500 max what am I gonna do? Nice. A 2003 toyota camry with 280k miles and a busted radiator. Clown amount of money

[Jewelz ✨🥀 | Personality @PostingOften]

What would you do if someone randomly handed you this?

[SEMATARY GRAVE MAN 𐕣 𐕣 𐕣 @SEMATARYGRAVEMN]

Home Is where The Haunt Is
baba Dook ridin Black honda civic

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Still reeling from being made fun of by the 20 year old lesbian with pokemon tattoos working the counter at oreilly's for A) driving a hybrid, and B) living in a cheap neighborhood. Being called gay & broke in one swift motion. I need to study her ways; her mastery of the craft.

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Edan On my ass and balls !

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@inthefade Where did you get that stand, and does it hold vinyl? I like it