dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce

NOT BEYONCE NO1 FAN

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

im creating a new philosophy it’s called the ECA (evil cause account) and it tells everyone to be as evil as possible all the time because it will bring their life meaning

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

@lunchwbeyonce when will you be sweet to me…. like full sugar powerade

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

@lunchwbeyonce wow ❤️ you are so creative + handsome

[bern @bigballerbernn]

My vagina just slammed open! What a beautiful picture.

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

@lunchwbeyonce 🤔🤔🤔 moo mooo moo

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

i am basically a philosopher 🤔 #askmeanything

[beautiful sexy amazing woman @fujodih]

My vagina just slammed shut! What a hideous picture.

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

me about rome

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

@freakyfreyfrey i wish i could repost this

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

@Hfedgjvgivh read laura ekstroms paradise island and get back to me also its paris oi oi oi oi it is pari

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

this is not a verity reference

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

slowly learning that i cant make jokes with my degree because it’s all suffering 😭😭 domestic abuse 😭😭😭 initimate partner violence 😭😭

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

every time i get an email from my uni it feels like being shot

[mari ⚢ sambucky pilled @yoonksw]

when the uni welcome party sucks ass so u pull out ao3

[orcinus kid 🫍 @redifroga]

expecting the person you talked to at uni yesterday to say hi today is like thinking the stripper likes you

[Joe “shopvac” Powers @PowersJoe77544]

I’m gonna check the weather app 304 times tonight #IMissMyMom #Scared

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

give me any reason to skip my 8am i’ll do it

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

@fr4yfrey back to normal? what is normal? tbis is a subjective experience as discussed in Feinberg, Joel (1980). Absurd self-fulfillment. In Peter van Inwagen, Time and Cause: Essays Presented to Richard Taylor. D. Reidel. pp. 255--281.

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

@r3al_c00l i asked harry to read this tweet to me aloud at the nail salon

[dinnerWITHOUTbeyonce @dinnerwbeyonce]

if i don’t find out whos in paris im going to fail all of my assignments 😭😭😭😭