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we all out to community college

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26 years old buying purple jeans I feel like I gotta focus on wranglers instead

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 @andrejgee]

for my @nytimes debut, i wrote about Kanye &his new, endlessly forgiving core fanbase

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Spoke to God in a dream and he told me I’ll never type beyond 40wpm

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The term coworker music set my confidence back 12 years and ruined my ability to hop on aux

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Off two local pilsners explaining ohm’s law to my girlfriend and pretending to put a gun in my mouth any time she seems disinterested

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Rewatching benchwarmers and sobbing at the hero’s journey of gus bus

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I dont think i used weaponized incompetence right can someone rewrite this

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Using weaponized incompetence to push the task of grocery shopping onto my lover after her 12 hour shift at work because my pants arent stacking correctly

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Unpackaging trauma concerning my mother whilst my uber absolutely gets down to some bieber

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God blessed me by making me mexican and then nerfed me by putting me in philly

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@killerkanebeats @Philth_Spector Calling out of work to show out at great circles

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Another day tackling the sisyphean task of going out in an outfit I’m not proud of

[adi @di_vider]

#ヒ���ローの日

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tsl in the stanley cup got me wanting to cut bangs

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whiskey soda n soup dumplings got me thinking i could fire bend with this heat in my chest

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feeling my phone vibrate in my pocket as i stare at it on my desk, i think someone's lying to me

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staring at my broken airpods on my desk like my father on his death bed, not strong enough to pull the plug and toss them out

[ASTRAL TRAP/1147 @AstralWytch]

Hood Telenovela The Full Album By Astral Trap, Now Available On All Streaming Services .
It’s very self explanatory , it’s more of my older compilation style , it’s still a level up . It’s still captivating . Here yall yall go it’s out !

https://t.co/7QPcQTZpD1

https://t.co/rdAAO8iK6p

https://t.co/gSebFPGoGe

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a 12 pack of beer costing two hours of pay is gonna finally radicalize me