Elyse

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

95% of people in this country are normal. The extreme right sucks and extreme left suck. Both sides filled with lunatics, crazies and morons. And almost all politicians are hypocrites who manipulate these idiots for personal gain. And no I won’t run for President.I’d rather die

[Elyse @dinomelyse]

Every year my mom sings Feliz Navidad as “Elyse Navidad” and this is why she is the number 1 mom

[Gymshark @Gymshark]

"what you thinking about?"
me:

[Elyse @dinomelyse]

@VonDeguzman07 :/ i was rooting for you

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Real quick, name all the ingredients in a Pop Tart

[SLANDER @SlanderOfficial]

Like if Your Fault broke your neck 🥵
RT if Your Fault broke your heart 💔

[leah girl @leahh_163_]

My professor is absolutely too pure for this world😢❤️

[Gymshark @Gymshark]

no one:
me: anyone else hungry? i could eat

[k🦇 @madurofritos]

the cast of George Lopez recreating the intro is my new favorite video 🥺

[THE ONE ABOVE ALL @MRCRUZX1]

Read and share, shorty found a hidden camera in a Airbnb disguised as a charger.

[Elyse @dinomelyse]

Seriously though who allowed me to have a Facebook when I was 13

[Elyse @dinomelyse]

Is it me, or do you always weigh more at the doctors office?

[Drew @HeyImReallyDrew]

Me avoiding news about the pandemic and the election so that I can have a good day..

[Elyse @dinomelyse]

Never thought I was old until I found out there are kids calling yoga pants “flared leggings”

[Elyse @dinomelyse]

I’m convinced Spotify knows my mood before I do and uses that info to create my daily mix

[Gymshark @Gymshark]

it really do be like that

[New Jersey @NJGov]

whose did this