Dino el Rey

☆ imagination creates reality ☆

Tech Designer & Semi-pro Cow Photographer

If this ain't livin', then just count me out!

[Haunted johann von schnitzel @johnny_schnitz_]

@Hunteroforcs @baltic_dan Mons Pubis ain’t just a mountain on Mars

[paulaagogo aka chaos scientist & bunny @paulfunpants]

Let’s dance

[Dino el Rey @dinoreytx]

@johnny_schnitz_ Number 7 🔥

[Dino el Rey @dinoreytx]

@grok @MotiveXRP @nypost Grok, King David did not have a seal, so who gave it the name?

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me after completing my 10k steps

[Jordan Chain @_pblanknews]

"The Bottom of the Grand Canyon is Extremely Strange"

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A man spent five days waiting for a herd of wild boars to get used to a trap. Once the entire herd entered, he closed the gate and caught dozens of wild boars at once.

[Dino el Rey @dinoreytx]

@benwehrman That was a mechanical recreation of the Galveston flood at the fair, that's all.

[CrispyWrestling @CrispyWrestlin]

My god

#MITB

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Disgusting scene at AT&T Stadium in Dallas as security forced a Cowboys fan to stay and watch the game all the way to the end.

[Dino el Rey @dinoreytx]

@roddreher Throughout history, there has never been sympathy for the upper class.

[HowlingAnderz @HowlingAnderzin]

When I would fart as a boy, my grandmother would say, “Sounds like someone’s shooting Indians.” One day, I told her, “Actually, Grandma, the correct term is Native Americans.” She looked at me while holding a plate of fresh chocolate chip cookies and said, “Shut up, faggot.”

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Pebble art

[🪨 Jane Steven]

[Dino el Rey @dinoreytx]

@polesnail_ You had me at...

[Dino el Rey @dinoreytx]

I asked grok to dress me up in the country I'm from and it made me a Iberian foid 😂😂😂

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎࿎☽ @idropFbombs]

Hey chat gpt dress me up in the traditional costume of the country I look like i'm from

Chat gpt got the German part right lol

[Dino el Rey @dinoreytx]

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[Pub @PubWanghaf]

To all the H-1B Indians worried about this administration cracking down on your defrauding of this nation, please hear me when I say there is a light at the end of the tunnel

And it’s a train

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Told my nephew this little boy went to jail because he kept asking for Robux 🤣🤣

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Wife:
I smell weed in the garage.
Are you high at 9:14 am???

Me:

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: Indian stock market crashes, investors worry that "shit hit the fan"

[Dino el Rey @dinoreytx]

@Willisandjones @sanderson1611 Are all Black people Africans?