The Mandylorian

Doorknobs are the number one cause of raptors entering rooms.

[The Mandylorian @dinosaurpilots]

Let's gooooo! I'm about to start tweeting at @morgan_murphy levels

[WNBA @WNBA]

Welcome, Cleveland Sirens! @clevelandwnba

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Call Chubby Checker cause we've got a twist.

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As cool as watching ghosts play baseball.

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

Wrigley Vertical July 11, 2026

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I'm media literate. I know the scientists won't find the shark they are looking for on the first dive of any given Shark Week show.

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@elizabethbelsky When he starts organizing the marathon...

[m @msnetik]

I’M IN THE CORNER
WATCHING YOU KISS HER

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The worst part about this is I have so many ride operators to write up based on that train loading. 3 in one row? Straddler in the back? Whole crew better grab some brooms.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Cedar Point Amusement Park in Ohio is holding an Islamic Muslim day event

I’m sure you’re having a Christian day event also right @cedarpoint ?

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Imagine naming your kid Texas Ayennem and they commit to Alabama.

[Kentsten “Kent” staten @_kent6]

First, I want to thank God, my family, coaches, and everyone who has supported me throughout this journey. After much thought and prayer, am excited to announce my commitment to the University of Toledo! Thank you to all the coaches who believed in me and gave me an opportunity!

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W-9'd of Mencia

Is this anything?

[Variety @Variety]

Comedian Carlos Mencia has been charged with tax evasion and failing to report $8.7 million in income. Mencia was arrested Thursday and remains in custody.

According to the complaint, Mencia allegedly failed to file any taxes for tax years 2019-2024 and could face up to 11 years in state prison.

https://t.co/KP9daMRmf5

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@ChaseMit Rarely such a perfect tweet

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Widow's Bay Hive Unite!

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@mikeryan So you don't want the example art airbrush shirt from the Midwest amusement park?

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My dumb ass coming out of surgical anesthesia seeing my iodine stained hand and thinking I'd been eating Cheetos.

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Some real Villanova vs. Prairie Coast Jesuit State in the first round of March Madness energy here.

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

Can we institute a Mercy rule?

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Dillon Gabriel and Taylen Green at practice in Berea

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."

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@tedlieu

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@TMZ If this guy showed up on SNL to play Obama after Fred Armisen but before Jay Pharoah, you're absolutely thinking, "closer!"

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April showers bring May surgeries. 😖😮‍💨🤕

Time to get new hands. 👋