some cute chemistry themed names to give your kid:
1. Ester
2. Ethyl
3. Carboxylic acid
4. Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Spectrometer
5. Erlenmeyer “Erl” Flask
whenever i have a funny thought i have to decide whether to text it to hadley, friends from college, fart sniffers of america, one of my three private snap stories, twitter drafts, close friends twitter, or public twitter and it’s a really hard job
saw a girl on hinge answer the never have i ever prompt w “never gotten ringworm” and i cannot say the same bc i got it from working w cows when i was like 9
fighting for my life on a toilet in this convention center at notre dame while a classical cover of hozier’s take me to church plays
but 7 ppl noticed me on linkedin … so whose really winning now: me or big dairy ???