Danielle Tanner

My kids stole my sanity. And sleep.

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

@Mr_Sippy Is this from January of this year? 2021 in case you don't see this for a couple years.

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

I fell asleep high school style with my head on the table today while doing school with Lucy. I haven't done that for about 22 years. Coincidentally, I feel like I haven't slept for about 22 years.

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

Laundry with kids, a haiku:

Clothes are inside out
Always hamper adjacent
Chore within a chore

😅😅😅👩‍👧‍👦

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

"There is an epidemic of delusion spreading from the White House and infecting the entire Republican party...and it presents a real threat to this country. President Trump didn't win this election. Every single one of my colleagues know this."

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The end of this video destroyed me.

Thank you, Australia!
https://t.co/UID2EBWoKW

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

Once again, Barr has forgotten he's not Trump's personal attorney.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Attorney General Barr tells federal prosecutors to look into unsupported allegations of voting irregularities in the 2020 race
https://t.co/R6oXxmH936

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

@AlexTurnbull90 @realDonaldTrump Well, Hawaii is another state in the USA, but okay!

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

Remember when Obama "GoLfEd ToO mUcH"?

[Kelly O'Donnell @KellyO]

Sunday scenes of golf at the Virginia self branded course where President Trump has played twice this weekend. He has not conceded the race nor spoken publicly since Thursday.

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

Have kids, they said. You'll have cheese smooshed to your floor and cheerios in your shoes, THEY DIDN'T SAY.

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY.

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

@ianbremmer Most of them don't understand empathy though...

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

@realDonaldTrump The only thing you won is a one-way ticket OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE!

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

I'm just here for the @realDonaldTrump tweet storm that's sure to ensue! Hahaha, bye, loser!

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

Remember how repubs have been condemning all protests, but now they're doing it over Trump's voting fraud propaganda? 😂 Such idiocy.

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

Listen - Mary Lennox, nasty woman. If I built the wall she would've never gotten in that garden. Believe me. #TrumpBookReports

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

So, I kind of forgot that Twitter was a thing, but now I'm obsessed with the Trump book reports hashtag. I can't help it.

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

Hunger Games? Listen folks, Obama created it. Bad hombre. Totally bad. I'll get food. It'll be tremendous. Uge dinner. #TrumpBookReports

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

That mockingbird, Hillary couldn't kill it. 30 years, she can't kill it. Listen, the NRA, they back me, we'll kill it. #TrumpBookReports

[Danielle Tanner @dinosaurtoes]

I got some sterling studs in simple shapes ready for #tomtomfest Slowly but surely I'm getting… https://t.co/Szu355pWXR