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I will be watching the Wicked For Good trailer every day from now until November 21st. Please respect my privacy at this time.

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@LucySharppp Noley has to see Padna with his Auntie Soupy!

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Paddington the Musical with music by Tom Fletcher is going to be Nolan and my first time to fan girl as mother and son together. What a gift.

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@JayMcGuiness I’d literally just stopped crying about how proud I am to know @bethanykatex_ and now I have to cry for another 24 hours. I’ll never recover.

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Nothing lazier than watching someone run a marathon while I lay on the couch. Go @bethanykatex_ go!!!!

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It’s unsettling how often I nearly piss myself trying to get a jumpsuit off in the bathroom.

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I know screen time is rotting my child’s brain but my GOD is it nice to poop without an audience.

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Absolutely can’t wait to be Imogen Heap’s top 1% of listeners this year because my son refuses to listen to anything but the Happy Song on repeat during 2+ hour car rides.

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@LucySharppp @JayMcGuiness @hanjmason @NathanSykes Telling Loe this is his royal Dutch ancestor so I can print it out and hang it in his office.

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@Helenana_ Nolan’s summer wardrobe be like:

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The stock market is crashing and tariffs are about to make everything 200% more expensive but Leslie Odom Jr. is reprising his role of Aaron Burr in Hamilton so unfortunately my family will have to starve so I can buy a ticket.

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@LucySharppp @hanjmason @NathanSykes I added the @JayMcGuiness touch. Now y’all look even better.

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My child is the cutest thing I’ve ever made (and I do A LOT of crafts).

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@JayMcGuiness

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@JayMcGuiness Because of this clown.

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@LucySharppp Happy birthday to Nolan’s Auntie Soupy! If he had Twitter he’d tweet you “Paddon. Soupy. No no no.”

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@Helenana_ I will never not be interested in Paul Mescal.

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@LucySharppp @ChickfilA I’m happy to be your sauce dealer until then. Is it Polynesian or ChickFilA sauce that’s hitting?

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Laying in bed listening to Rowwen Hèze while watching the fish doorbell in Utrecht and realizing 12 years ago I probably couldn’t have pointed to the Netherlands on a map.

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@morganwalkertay @JayMcGuiness Tbh most people can lift Bethany higher.