Uncle Festers Girlfriend

| Stressed version of Princess Zelda |

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Abolish the electoral college and tax the church.

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

@casteelsfeels @jasonsoprovich Thigh gaps stealing hearts

[Gears of War @GearsofWar]

Marcus  🤝 Dom.

Emergence Begins in our next mainline game, Gears of War: E-Day.

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

@casteelsfeels and I will be slutty ghouls running at people with our chainsaws, I couldn’t be happier. 😭

[Fallout @Fallout]

Oh Shenandoah, I hear you calling...

Experience #Fallout76's Skyline Valley, complete with Appalachia's first ever map expansion, new quests, creatures, and more on June 12!

[XBOX | Emergence Begins @XBOX]

10/10 no notes @DOOM

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

Manager for 10+ years so I have LOTS.
But some faves:
-threatened with a sharpened tree branch after they stole my phone off the counter
-finding a full size poop in a drawer
-being called a devil worshiper for wearing red makeup, they reported me to customer service for it.

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

FOLKS WITH EXPERIENCE IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY:

I wanna hear your personal horror stories with customers.

The worst, the scariest, the moments that still haunt you at random times of the day, I want it all.

Some folks think we’re exaggerating. Let’s show em how bad it can get.

[Anime Visuals @animevisuals]

Studio Ghibli Flowers 🌸 https://t.co/KHyAgn4HqV

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

February can actually eat my ass and end any time. If one more garbage thing happens I’m moving into the depths of the ocean. ✌🏻

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

My idiot poor ass has lost yet another set of AirPods…

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

I already hate Christmas, but now I had to get glitter extracted from my eye because they put damn glitter on everything.

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

@casteelsfeels I can not wait for us to explore for way to long and do dumb shit

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

My top being @blink182 and @trophyeyesmusic is really on brand for me. 🫡

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

Someone told me I smell like vanilla and cigarettes today.
Little do they know, that’s what I’m going for.

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

@casteelsfeels The damn Ugg boots. 🫡

[Ashborne @AshborneCo]

Monster Lands AVAILABLE NOW!
🩵 Pallet Town: Sandalwood, Amber, and Slightly Sweet
💜 Lavender Town: Lavender, Sage, and Vanilla
💙 Cerulean City: Marine Air, Moss, and Balsam

https://t.co/hYFpHQwedE

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

Most people that know me think about me when ever Blink-182 is mentioned so it’s very on brand I just cried in my car watching this.

[blink-182 @blink182]

ONE MORE TIME… the new album from blink-182 is out October 20th. “ONE MORE TIME” the new song, is out this Thursday, September 21st at 7AM LA / 10 AM NY / 2PM LONDON. Watch the full trailer on YouTube: https://t.co/KEOVT2Vmwb

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

I’m so happy that the daddies of @blink182 are back together. 🥹

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

@SirMilagro He’s just so sweet, how could I not keep him?
We even went to some people’s doors to ask if he was theirs. No luck :(

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

A stray kitten fell into my life today, everyone tell @SithLordDamian he’s dumb because he won’t let me keep him even though this bean chose me as his human. Denji must stay. 😤
(It’s his own fault for waking me up at 5AM to go save him)

[Uncle Festers Girlfriend @dinospaceghost]

Volume up to hear his never ending chainsaw purring which landed him the name Denji 🥹