dinothunder

Douche bag stole my laptop, deleted all of my accounts so now I start new with everything! fuck you!

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Honestly, I’ve never seen anyone slip because of a banana.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I love it when someone you miss randomly texts or calls you.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

According to Whitepages, there are 5 people living in America with the name "Herp Derp".

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Heavier women tend to be more intelligent -- They also tend to produce more intelligent children.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

I love being in that mood where everything is hilarious.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

Music is WAAAAY better when it's loud.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

The PENIS of the Egyptian Pharaoh, Tutankhamun's mummy was reported missing in 1968 and was found in 2006.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

I miss being a kid, where the hardest decision in life was picking which crayon to use.

[MLB @MLB]

FACT: @SFGiants have outscored opponents, 30-4, over last 5 games. #WOW

[Paramount Network @paramountnet]

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[dinothunder @dinothunder1]

G'night ma peeps

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Krusty the Clown was originally Homer Simpson’s secret identity - This is why the two of them look almost exactly the same.