dinzy

Part time comedian. Full time ballbag.

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

Roy Keane watching Shakira and Burna Boy performing at a football event

[Meadows @JackMea86114677]

First night in Boston.

Waitress: “excuse me sir, you seem to have forgotten your tip”

Me: “Here’s my tip - join a union & withdraw your labour until your employer agrees to pay a fair wage”

The whole restaurant stood and applauded - even the manager

#FIFAWorldCup #Scotland

[Ciaran @ps2startupintro]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have my World Cup team.

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

You do want sound on

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[Peñargrol @CAPArgento__]

es lo mas brasilero que vi en mi vida, nunca se hizo nada tan brasilero en la historia

[that's not me @LeoInABag]

the days in which we were winning every single week and Slot kept bringing people to his penintentiary is what I'll choose to remember him by

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

Unemployed french maniacs against a load fifa youtubers. What a clash.

[Ryan @RyanKennedy1992]

A couple months after we signed Robertson and then 9 years later he leaves as one of the best to ever pull on a red shirt and one of the best left backs to ever play football. Some boy. Legend

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[Bongo J. Drumme @Bongo_Drumme]

A testament to the Norwegian work ethic. These other lads that I presume he hustles on the street with? Lethargic, small, starving. My Norwigga? Supple, well-fed and full of life. Absolutely hobomogged.

[Zojka 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇱 @_Zojka]

Genuinely the only funny German joke in history

[#FreeMilanovic @dons_1983]

fuckin brilliant comment

[Real Hater 🇦🇷 @22Hater_]

It happened. The greatest player I’ve ever seen play for us 🐐

[Seán na Gealaí 🎃 @LeglessScut]

"Are you Irish?"

"No, im from Northern Ireland"

[🇨🇦 @liam_csc]

Proper journalism there

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

Dan Burn against Spain in the Semi’s…