Judith

turn on your location I wanna fight

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

Dolly at the pearly gates getting us all into heaven

[rattie @ratxgurl]

I promise you are not prepared for how bad the costume is

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

Referring to North Korea as NoKo like it's the cool trendy part of town

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

the older i get the more i turn into them unironically

[۟ @carmygf]

She's just so chic

[EA NASIR’S ATTORNEY @EgyptCEO]

I WANT MESSI’S ACHILLES ON MY DESK TOMORROW BY TEN AM

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[daiki @medicxntrol]

por cada país latinoamericano que humilla futbolísticamente a un país europa nacen diez mil animalitos y crecen 300 hectáreas de frutas

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I think part of what makes this account’s work so satisfying is they are doing a form of pattern recognition that is computerlike in many ways but actually requires a soul to pull off. Proof humans are still on top

[mel @killinurvibe]

the veil is thin at the dtla whole foods

[o @acquaintf8]

“I didn’t wanna vote for the billionaire with policies that actually help the working class, so I voted for the establishment puppet with no policy backed by 10 billionaires instead”

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My parents’ genderfluid dog stays weaponizing his queerness

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

hey megan, it’s my birthday tomorrow. and i’m 6’2. and i can fight. and i’m, too, a gorgeous bisexual woman. and i wanna make you cupcakes. and i

[shamir 🌄🔻 toa era @itz_sunfallz]

who up feeling anti-american and radically pro-transgender

[grovy @grovymango]

They're at work making fun of my mouse . God forbid a shawty doesn't want carpal tunnel