emily

twitter locked me out so here is the reincarnation. ducky.

[cole @juul_survivor]

grabbing drinks with this bitch later

[farah mynaf ☾ @farahmynaf]

i’ll screenshot anything, i’m a historian

[emily @diothotty]

@transocialism flushed away has been really quiet since u posted this

[max @maxbtweeting]

snow on the forecast for minneapolis this week.. small talk at work will be soo easy

[emily @diothotty]

@poharedontcare ***”I have a ridiculously hot girlfriend”****

[emily @diothotty]

@diet_coke_slut Thank god

[carol ades @carolades]

if you are having a hard time that makes sense because it is literally so hard

[Daisy Jones and the Six @daisyjonesand6]

Coming to the stage next, Daisy Jones and the Six. Only on Prime March 3.

[female kendall roy @saoirceronan]

this scene in fleabag is when television peaked

[emily @diothotty]

@diet_coke_slut Sloppy Gertie 100%

[emily @diothotty]

@poharedontcare Ur so real

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

You’re telling me a ginger bred this man??

[sydney, hater @diet_coke_slut]

we are hosting the extended family for christmas! otherwise known as why oldest daughters should be celebrated on veterans day

[emily @diothotty]

Today I’m thankful for: the Como turkeys

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

my addiction to buying things i seriously don’t need started when I was a child at the scholastic elementary school book fair

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived the romance of Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles. The two have called it quits.

[emily @diothotty]

@poharedontcare I know u tweeted this bc I got a Pap smear today what is wrong w u