Alexis

🌿BrockU ΖΨ ΦΗ BSc Neuro. /Ling. 🥃 what was I sayin..? CA/MEX

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

Oh my god they covered him in kief and they’re gonna smoke him

[Alexis @dip_of_bean]

Congo going toe to toe with Portugal is my favourite right now hahaha

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i no green i dominican papi

[Skoog @Skoog]

it’s rare to see an all-timer happen in real time but this is one of those

[Luxe 🌈 @luxeprogressive]

I’m begging you to watch the part where Pete puts his hand on the imaginary “throttle” and says “as long as it’s hard as is necessary” and watch Trump raise his eyebrows LMAO

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The new laptop from Huawei.

Pay attention starting at the 13th second.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

If you’d asked anyone to imagine a quintessentially Soviet Russian woman, no one would be able to get even close to this.

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

ordinary life is beautiful, gorgeous, and that it will one day be a memory makes it more so

[Robbie "the ice 🧊🥶" Goodwin @robbiegoodwin]

Shia Labouef implies the existence of a Sunni Labouef

[🦢 @damnidc__]

My aunt goes to elderly university for free in China. It is probably the best thing they have don or elderly. She likes it so much. You can take any subject you like, no exam, no certificate, just earning for fun. She's now learning gardening, music, philosophy, and some geopolitics. There are farmers travelling all the way to the school everyday to learn. This is 1000x better than stupid elderly home which basically kill elderly. quickly rather than care.

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

Chinese are now making AI edits of MacArthur as vengeful horror movie antagonist, taking out his wrath on Emperor Hirohito

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

All three of those are abstractions

[Owl | ✨ @OwlQueen9]

The way Noem is in the back of this clip is the fucking cherry on top oh my god

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

You forget how old leaders are now and then you read something like this

[trish @ultragloss]

im concerned by how many grown adults on tiktok are reporting that they can’t get through reading wuthering heights because it’s too hard

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

Reporter: ''So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted?''

JD Vance: ''Yes''

Reporter: ''Ok, I'm just checking, because you helped raise money for people who did so on January 6th''

[Luke Barnett @LukeBarnett]

2026

[Alexis @dip_of_bean]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES