Mat Kennedy

26 on the ACT | Talks 🏈 on @HardKnotsPod | [email protected]

[Mat Kennedy @dipatar]

do you think when Scrooge McDuck stood on that diving board he knew he was about to change the game

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please God for all that is holy let us get our girl married this weekend

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just realized my phone’s flashlight was on in my pocket. just put me in a retirement home

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I just know that hare was FURIOUS when he woke up from that nap and found out he lost to the tortoise

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BEST TV DADS 📺 who had the best draft?

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Ben Simmons has more triple doubles than Michael Jordan?

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Love seeing @dipatar wish his brother for life Carmelo Anthony well into retirement

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We drafted NFL Draft Busts, who had the best ones? (ft. @TheoAshNFL)

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people love showing you a TV show that they like and then singing the show’s theme song when it’s playing just to prove to you how much they like the show or something

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dudes these days throw on their freshest pair of pajama bottoms and head straight to the gym

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me showing my girlfriend an AI-generated video of Peter Griffin rapping Sicko Mode: so if you know the science behind it this is actually fucked

[Dank Archer 🐝 🌼 @NavoSchmavo]

My last moment in Elon Musk's body with 1.2 seconds to go

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how much time do you think Drake spent making his Bitmoji?

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Did @dipatar have an all-time Squib draft?

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Hot take: Joe Burrow would have zero memorable moments without slow-mo videography

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This is literally exactly how I expected Twitter HQ to be these days

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Musk surrounded by dudes who tell him it’s cool how he steals memes https://t.co/dECKUw61NO

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snorting a line of pre workout and blasting heavy metal music to hype me up just to go to the gym and take up as little space as humanly possible

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Draft of best sports media personalities

[Sir Yacht @SirYacht_]

ANNOUNCEMENT: Our sports show is now called "Hard Knots" (like Hard Knocks, but like a nautical name)

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We will post daily ridiculous sports and pop culture content on there. Would appreciate a follow on there!

[Mat Kennedy @dipatar]

of course all the inns were closed for Mary and Joseph. they were tryna get last second reservations on Christmas Eve. very irresponsible move by two soon-to-be parents