Dale “Dipcan” Thornton

Professional dip spitter. Survivor of 3 divorces. High school touchdown leader. Fish fear me. Women tolerate me. 11 time club champ.

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

As Toby Keith once said “who’s your daddy”

[New York Post @nypost]

Tate McRae and hockey star Jack Hughes have officially called it quits https://t.co/V4U2cupNQM

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

Make “her” go to the bathroom #checkmate

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Enes Kanter is a beautiful and confident woman and if you don’t agree then you are transphobic.

Checkmate.

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

I smell something a little fruity

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

The Haliburtons are in the house for tonight’s @indianafever game 💍

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

He had a beard just like baby Jesus #rickybobby

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

Enes Kanter is now the @WNBA's top prospect

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[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

Mine usually just go in the 14th tee box trash can

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

There’s hating your clubs and then there’s selling them mid-round. Whole other level.

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

Late night boat trip with some good ole boys. Deleted 24 coors light today. #LANK #wherethewomen

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

Get the Portland Dickles off my feed immediately. Disgraceful to the game

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

The Batter was fed up and blew up.

He charged the mound, and you’ll never guess what happened next

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

“Walk in your trap take over your trap.” -Jordan Walker

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

That Conor McGregor fight was the equivalent of getting ready to fuck on prom night and busting taking off your pants

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

Congrat to Diego Pavia for becoming the new bat boy for the Savanah Bananas. It truly is a great accomplishment.

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

@whitechoc_1969 Chazz thinking we should catch up sometime. If you claim to be a ball knower then you obviously know who I am.

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

3 guarantees in life
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Illinois forgetting how to play basketball in late February

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

I would like to thank Coors Light for helping to ease the pain of being an Illinois basketball fan.

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

@Thebiglade Drinking

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

@BellaBaddie__ Dale

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

Me and my grandson watched your movie last week. I will show him this photo he was a big fan of Megamind.

[Drippy @Xakiasm]

Hide your girlfriend coz I'm coming🔥🔥🤌🏻

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

I remember playing him in high school. Decent player definitely didn’t score as many touchdowns as me.

[TheCUSACentel @TheCUSACentel]

#BREAKING: Middle Tennessee Offensive lineman Shallique Millz has been granted eligibility for an 11th season by the NCAA.

He was recruited during the Obama administration.

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

Reminds me of my second wife Sharon when I told her I was going fishing.

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

With the 6th pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select…

[Dale “Dipcan” Thornton @dipcanthornton]

Good for Chuck. This is almost as impressive as my 11 club championships. Keep working kid you will get there someday.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Charlie Woods, the son of 15-time major champion Tiger Woods, has verbally committed to play golf at Florida State and will be a member of the 2027 recruiting class.