maya

[maya @Diper9II]

the way i saw her unclog that pen… i know why she has 5 baby daddies and 3 different step dads

[maya @Diper9II]

been living with this ass for 19 years and just now got told i got a shelving UNIT

[maya @Diper9II]

feels like i got lobotomized by a jeweled up xxxl acrylic nail

[maya @Diper9II]

sometimes i genuinely gotta spread my cheeks to fart when im laying down, and thats my why

[maya @Diper9II]

he just lore dropped some of his childhood otp, i genuinely think he either loves me unconditionally or doesnt see me in his future at all

[maya @Diper9II]

what is it about feet

[maya @Diper9II]

seeing blood, crying tears of joy

[maya @Diper9II]

gunna how to basic this dih

[maya @Diper9II]

block me on the reels app if you fr done with me

[maya @Diper9II]

like, i like his earring. shit.

[maya @Diper9II]

calling the hoes muses from now on

[maya @Diper9II]

@amuse bitch wont shut up the girl cant talk smh

[maya @Diper9II]

@GPX_Press this put a big smile on my face

[maya @Diper9II]

theres a man out there telling his girl to chill while yelling it in her face right now

[maya @Diper9II]

why so grumps, down in the dumps

[maya @Diper9II]

i feel like being down syndrome is the same as a never ending bad microdose

[maya @Diper9II]

not even fucking around and im still finding out

[maya @Diper9II]

no jokes aside im sorry im so mean to men

[maya @Diper9II]

all my hoes look like theyd be friends or cousins i have a problem

[maya @Diper9II]

mirror mirror on the wall, will any of my white boys call at all?