Regina D

As T.S. Eliot once said, I'm not here to make friends.

[Regina D @diperniac]

@united So is Flight UA1973 from NYC to Houston really canceled tomorrow morning? I got a text saying it was canceled, but i'm seeing conflicting things on your site.

[Regina D @diperniac]

So disappointed that @CrazyExGFPosts tix in NYC got bought up by bots in 60 seconds. They're now on StubHub.... for $200 apiece. Where's Paula when you need her? *sobs, eats soft pretzel*

[Regina D @diperniac]

"As long as terrorism is still a thing, sexual assault is okay." --@therealdonald_ #debates

[Regina D @diperniac]

Instead of a sleeping pill, I just ate a slice of ciabatta before bed last night. Same effect! #WednesdayWisdom

[Regina D @diperniac]

Thought I saw a heron in the park this morning, but it was just a plastic bag stuck in a dirty puddle. #brooklyn

[Regina D @diperniac]

Accidentally swiped LEFT on @harikondabolu when I meant to scroll DOWN. Bummed.

[Regina D @diperniac]

@catladylazarus I do, I do! It was a Christmas gift from @oh_hi_eliz ...

[Regina D @diperniac]

I'm gonna blow my brains out.

[Regina D @diperniac]

Just received the most literal catcall ever: "I can't wait to see you in shorts."

[Regina D @diperniac]

Pouring beer into my David Duchovny mug and getting THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. You win, work day!

[Regina D @diperniac]

[Getting better montage]

[Regina D @diperniac]

@SammyLeeDeal Thanks dear! How's things?!

[Dr. Samantha Lee Deal @SammyLeeDeal]

Seriously ya'll—this is a must read. @diperniac @Gulf_Coast https://t.co/XEWTssmc5R

[Regina D @diperniac]

I saw Big Momma's House in theaters three times.

[Regina D @diperniac]

Drinking La Croix from a straw.
I loathe myself.
#Tuesday

[Regina D @diperniac]

Jurassic Park will always get my vote for Best Picture. #oscars @ Syndicated Bar • Theater •… https://t.co/dkhnfMXsiE

[Regina D @diperniac]

Give me the works! @ Crown Heights, Bklyn https://t.co/fDnLGlGhJy

[Regina D @diperniac]

Hydrocodone and 'The English Patient.' Welcome to the weekend, y'all.

[Regina D @diperniac]

Wearing an ugly sweater and going to the gynecologist later! #MardiGras2016

[Regina D @diperniac]

New poems in @passagesnorth ... psyched to be featured among so many writers whose work I love… https://t.co/tkrhuItVCr