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my parents are worried because my roommate hasn't seen me in 4 days.I've just been in the phi, idiots.

[wint @diphi_dril]

nay

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@confusionm8trix @porcelainfruit oh yeah well i have a complicated relationship with dis guy’s mother AND father. we’re feuding;

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@confusionm8trix @YoungquistBryce :(

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vicious saa election ends in 38 way tie. every senator mounts their own campaign for the extreme privilege of being the person who takes out the trash without pay

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@starlitetalker wow couldn’t be me

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@singersformant yeah no kidding man

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@audr0meda the land of the sky

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@romneynation right but go to bed

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what? all night meeting? funny you mention it, i was invited to one of those just last week with your mother

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linda’s is closing and unc’s gonna be run directly out of nc gop headquarters. but who’s counting

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@cyber_epistle and look at ya now, making a proper living by literally never logging off twotter .com

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you can take away my admin privileges on the society website, but YIOULL NEVER TAKE MY TWITTERT

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey man good to see you it’s been a while. how’s the cult going

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and time marches on

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@natalie_morrill @dwaldenwrites see you’d think this, but

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@romneynation her husband was WHO now

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@episteamy whatever are you flying for

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here’s to the land of the sky bloom white,
where the roseate perfumes the knees at night,
where the soft southern floss and the kerosene mate,
neath the murmuring twines of the old north state

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@tytydundun i’m having my goons look into this as we speak

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@9amenenjoyer @cyber_epistle tell me, what document currently hangs on your living room wall

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Nothing mattered but the State: the State was a mighty empire, a rich kingdom--there was, beyond, a remote and semi-barbaric world.