Doug D

Where beer and sarcasm collide! Actor/Comedian in Boston, MA and beyond commenting on great TV.

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@LakotaMan1 Peeping Nance: She’ll check your pants.

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This is the reality for the North End right now. How are residents supposed to sleep with this going on? @7News @wbz @WFXTDesk @WCVB

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@Bradley60673225 Doug from Poshmark here. Hoping to reroute that package - DM me and I can trade contact info and send you the shipping label.

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Pretty fly...?
#prettyfly #whitepeople #VPDebate #vp #KamalaHarris #BidenHarris2020 @VP @KamalaHarris @CBSNews @NBCNews #fly #gop #VicePresidentialDebate2020

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What a difference a female-majority setup makes for a debate. @VP @KamalaHarris #vpdebate #vote2020 #Debates2020 #BidenHarris2020

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Vice President, your fly is up.
@vp @kamalaharris
#kamalaharris #fly #timesup #vp #vpdebate #bible #jesus #thoughtsandprayers #fliesonshit

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Finally figured it out... #pence #kamala #vicepresident #debate2020 #debate #vpdebate #90dayfiance #tlc @90DayFiance @90DayGays @90DayPodcast @90DayFianceTLC #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90DayFianceHappilyEver

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Shaun Robinson should mediate the next Presidential debate! #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90DayFiance #90daytellall @shaunrobinson @TLC

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Angela just got her cancer diagnosis via FaceTime while smoking a cigarette. That’s confidence. #90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90dayfiance #tlc #icantoteit

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Amidst all this panic, let’s stop to take a moment and pour one out for our homey, Triclosan.
#CoronavirusPandemic #Covid_19 #coronavirus #CoronaVirusUpdate #CoronavirusUSA

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Barb should get her own spin-off called “The Snatchelorette.”
#BachelorNation #BachelorFinale #bachelor #bachelorabc #barb

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This season’s mantra: Always keep the Suburban running.
#Bachelor #BachelorNation #BachelorFinale #bachelorabc

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Hannah Ann: “You took my first engagement away from me... Now I’m gonna fuck some shit up in your in-home photo booth, asshole.”
#bachelor #BachelorNation #BachelorFinale #bachelorabc

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Peter: “I’m lightheaded.”
Production Assistant: “I’m not a doctor but let me take my jeans off so you can rest your head.”
#Bachelor #BachelorFinale #BachelorNation #jeans

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So many firsts for Peter this season...
1. First engagement
2. First time seeing Hannah since the break up
3. First time holding a cell phone to FaceTime
#awkward #Bachelor #BachelorNation #BachelorFinale #TennisElbow

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$1 bazillion dollars says Barb disowns Peter and adopts Chris Harrison in his place. #barb #bachelor #bachelornation #bachelorabc #BachelorFinale

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When you’re trying to have a serious breakup moment on the #Bachelor #finale but you can’t ignore the flies coming from the fresh nearby dingo carcass. #bachelornation #bachelorabc

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Barb: “So I just talked to God and he said Madison is too ‘Jesus-y,’ even for him.”

Peter: ...

#bachelor #bachelorabc #bachelornation

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Can’t believe it’s the #Bachelor #finale and Peter still can’t commit to leg day.
#BachelorNation #bachelorabc

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Well, I think we all saw that coming. Except for Kelsey, who never sees anything coming. #TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC #BachelorNation