Christian 🤌

Handsome and full of himself | Award Winning Filmmaker | Founder @gounderscore

[Christian 🤌 @dipillo_pants]

Everyone always asks “Are you high” but never asks “How is your high”

[greg @greg16676935420]

Me watching everyone enjoy a Costco hot dog after my mom said we have food at home

[JD Groh @jd_groh]

Will remember this night for the rest of my life. Messi hat trick at my first ever World Cup game.

Fuji photos from the match coming asap.

[Regynald @negroprogrammer]

No line at radio bakery
No line at popup bagel
No line at l’industrie
No line at luckin coffee

Thank you #Knicks

[Michelob ULTRA @MichelobULTRA]

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[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

is there a Balls Cheney

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

me reading captain underpants

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

fridge cigarette goes so hard

[Christian 🤌 @dipillo_pants]

You should be able to knock down one toddler per quarter. No questions asked

[Christian 🤌 @dipillo_pants]

*bag get checked at the airport. Pulls out coffee beans*

Me: coffee beans?

TSA: one time someone snuck fentanyl in M&Ms

Me: ….fair enough

[Christian 🤌 @dipillo_pants]

The dominos tracker lied me tonight and told me that my pizza was ready when it wasn’t. These are what trust issues look like

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

The Baby:

[Advit 🇪🇸🇦🇷 @advitwake]

He did it. The son of a bitch did it.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How I feel in the Uber home after beers with the boys

[Christian 🤌 @dipillo_pants]

It’s great that the weather is getting warmer and all, but it’s only February, the subways are crowded and I’m already sweating through shirts

[Christian 🤌 @dipillo_pants]

How can you not be romantic about New York

[Paul Seibert @BEH0LDINGEYE]

New York in January - gm - 🏙️🚇

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Technology Has Officially Gone Too Far. Self Driving Car Traps A Man In Car While Going In Circles In A Parking Lot https://t.co/fTaHpaiXdW

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Renegade is the best

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

The patrons of Gusteau’s restaurant hearing a rat cooked the food but it’s low key delicious: