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[morgan @dipitLOWE]

it’s 2022… can we eliminate the poor quality smooth jazz hold music as an option

[morgan @dipitLOWE]

@Athru_Z i keep wanting to impulse buy tap shoes and i think this just made me pull the trigger

[Microwave Shawty @285Slim]

Damn, almost like Polio was a crisis and it needed to be dealt with or something

[morgan @dipitLOWE]

https://t.co/OCKxPVgDuJ

“hey your job is always waiting for you when you want to come back”

… yeah i’m good thx

[Molly Matts @molly_matts]

Katie just pulled the most savage bachelorette moment since this one #TheBachelorette

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Me saying “No rush” when the restaurant calls and says my orders gonna be delayed a little because they’re busy

[TJ Watt @_TJWatt]

It should be mandatory that every menu has pictures.

[Carlyn Harris, MD, MPH @carlynharris]

have we tried offering a pizza party to whatever state vaccinates the most people

[Josh Green @j_green___]

If I ever spoke to anyone in public the way people talk to me in the pharmacy my parents would be sick

[seed oil soldier 🫡 @BIMBOMINDSET]

Anyone Fucking tired of figuring out what to make for dinner? This might be the worst part of being an adult for real no one warned me about this

[loganciclovir @loganciclovir]

When will pharmacy be adequately – safely – staffed? When?

[Patrick Fanelli @PatFanelli]

Alternative headline: “vaccine thought to be 98% effective turns out to be 99.993% effective.”

[morgan @dipitLOWE]

*bills pt insurance for 30 days of advair - $324.78
*pt pissed bc her insurance said it would be $100 for 3 months
*bills same pt insurance for 90 days of advair - $100.00

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

Three states lifted mask mandates after January 17th, North Dakota, Iowa and Montana. Now we know, based on absolutely nothing, that masks are effective at slowing the spread. So by now, we should have plenty of time to see how poorly it’s going…

Ah! Oh well. Maybe next time.

[Notto @UnderscoreNotto]

Pls help, one RT equals one unit of buzz @MichelobULTRA

[Heachy 💪🏋‍♀️ @Heachy_1979]

This still astounds me

[morgan @dipitLOWE]

everyone do me a favor, call CVS.. any CVS, listen to the long prompt (that you cannot bypass) about where to go if you have ?’s about the covid vaccine and how to set up and appt and tell me WHY WE STILL GET 50 PHONE CALLS A DAY ASKING ABOUT THE VACCINE

[morgan @dipitLOWE]

ready for a career change at the ripe young age of 26

[morgan @dipitLOWE]

i don’t know who needs to here this but don’t forget to “skip the month” on all your retail therapy websites you signed up for

[Diana Paola @dianapaox3]

Please everyone do me a favor & go to your local pharmacy to get your vaccines

Just had a NP call me to ask why the second dose of Shringrix comes only in a powder ... 🥴

For the first dose he only injected pt with the diluent

Kill me now.