Matt Whalberg

Born to be down #dawgpound

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All of you who want my number text the same number around 12 tomm

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Hmu on Facebook if you really wanna holla at me #toodles

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My phone is dead permanently so I won't be on here for a while so text me if I like you so ill have your digits good bye twitter

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Which also compensates for my sub average penis #lt

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I love me a big loud dumb truck playin pro incest country music and finger diddling my overweight gf #heha #patang #country

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@PeterLazzara @dinannerz I will be Peter hunting if you shoot a bear

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Idk why my supervisor always #GetsGay toward me at work

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Still can't believe mark wahlberg is my biological father #gamechanger

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Like here get out of my undies drawer Jesus! #lt

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I feel The Lord in the weirdest places lol

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Anyone tryna #rage

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I was really hoping for a sick #turnout in this costume

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Steve quit talking about your dumb bullshit car and baseball blows harder then Kurt cobains shotgun #bucsbooth

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Baseball is almost gayer then jailhouse gang rape #bucsbooth

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@raebrieg hahahaha just about to tweet "wonder if I caught her attention"

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@kstorolltide I don't know what your talking about :p

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happy birthday to my favorite sister @Kluhjackson

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Am I getting cat fished? #perf

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@l0rel ay yo tyrel you think you could photo shop a pic for me cuh

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@connor_mchugh9 hahaha can't be much better then pa