Dipper Pines bot

A bot that automatically tweets lines said by Dipper Pines on Gravity Falls every 30 minutes. Run by @ruberiotstump

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Well, my own uncle called me a wimp... And I kind of flunked this manliness video game thing...

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She's never gonna date you, man!

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Man, that kid's an even bigger fraud than Stan! No wonder our uncle's jealous.

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(Sigh, eats a cracker angrily) Omnomnom...

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Listen, Leaderaur, alright? You too, Tesosteraur, Pubertaur, and.. I don't know, whatever your name is. B-Beardy.

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You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.

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I will call you: Number 2.

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Imagine what you could do with five. Hundred. Dollars!

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No. Heh heh, I wasn't. It's not important. Look, come on guys, I'm plenty masculine. You see this chest hair?

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Yeah! Mystery twins?

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The dance floor is a minefield, a MINEFIELD, Tyrone!

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We're gonna win that photo contest!

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There was something about Norman that wasn't right. I decided to consult the journal.

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I’m not joking! It all adds up: The bleeding, the limp. He never blinks! Have you noticed that?

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(Screams high pitched) Wait...sorry. (Screams on a lower octave and coughs)

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(Sighs) Those cops are right about me.

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A real man shows no mercy!

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No, Mabel, listen! I’m trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems!

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It's just these half man half bull humanoids were hanging out with me...

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Mabel, I have very keen powers of observation. For example, just by smelling your breath, I can tell that you have been eating (Sniffs)