Sylvia Banks

27-year-old married lady, trying to make the world more grammatically correct.

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@RealDylanFarrow @jtimberlake And for the love of God, @Twitter, verify @realdylanfarrow’s account!

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Will there ever be a way to edit tweets? #Dibs Wait, is that a thing already? #ImAlwaysLate #ForgetISaidThat

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@comcastcares You don't really care. If you did, I would be a satisfied customer, or at least, an indifferent one. #1stworldproblems

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Dear @XFINITY -- you are the absolute worst, and I want to break up...#ForeverAndAlways. Sincerely, your-not-at-all-satisfied customer.

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#HowToGetAwayWithMurder = Cray! #LoveThisShow

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@MattBanks12 Vacancy Announcement - Denver Elem. - Special Education Assistant https://t.co/kZiiAaOPNg

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@MattBanks12 Vacancy Announcement - Caldwell-Guthrie Elem. - Education Assistant - Early Childhood https://t.co/pqvQPQX7S9

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Birdman won best picture. Cue all the trolls claiming the other films were robbed. #Oscars2015

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Julie Andrews is still a class act. And if any jackass millennial tweets "who's Julie Andrews??!??!??!" I will blow you up. #GetEducated

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Wow, @ladygaga...I didn't even realize how great her voice is. #Oscars2015

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I can't handle it when men cry. Oh, crap, now I'm about to start crying! Thanks a lot, David Oyelowo and Chris Pine! #Oscars2015

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

🙌 GLORY 🙌

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@MattBanks12 Your boyfriend @johnlegend is performing! Are you watching or sleeping? #Oscars2015

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@Real_Terrence_H, Marry me (just don't tell my husband) 😅 #Oscars2015

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@common and @johnlegend Chills. Absolute chills. #Glory

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Take me to church, @Beyonce! #feelingtheholyghost #getitgirl

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@beyonce is clothed! #stopthepresses @MattBanks12 you're free to watch her performance. 😏

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Jennifer, just read the teleprompter and stop trying to make it sound like those words are yours. #GoSingSomething #GRAMMYs

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@MattBanks12 😋

[BFF @YrBFF]

Tonight we are all Sia https://t.co/PouARXVKWP